Puerto Rican Judo

A form of Judo, typical of the Puerto Rican communities in the five boroughs of New York City as well as large parts of South Florida. This "street" form of martial arts involves totting a knife or gun in the fight without the knowledge of your opponent. Please see example below...

Hector: Imma beat yo ass kung-fu style!!
Ricardo: Chutup you! I do dat Puerto Rican Judo!
Hector: What the fuck is dat sheit?!?
Ricardo: Judo-know if I gada knife, judo-know if I gada gun!

by "Grille Master B" February 9, 2010

Ricarlo

Usually a guy of mexican descent. Has black hair and brown eyes, tall, with a really cute smile. He's a really calm guy and likes to take it easy. May seem shy and quiet, but is a really funny, outgoing, crazy guy. Nice and friendly with everyone, but not afraid to stand up for himself and throw it down. This guy is a great person eventhough he seems to be dull. You can trust him with everything and I mean everything. Girls, Ricarlo is a very sweet, kind-hearted person, so if you get lucky don't let him down. Be nice and love him because he's the type of person that'll never let you down. He also has big Pee Pee for Queen

Hey Makayla, is that your ex.....?
Guuuurl, you f***ed up he fine as wine!!
He’s definitely a Ricarlo!!!
Miami’s about to get a bite;)

by XOM.com January 21, 2019

Ricardian slip

The act where an individual, who has planned for months to go to a festival in a foreign country, gets tipsy in the airport and gets kicked off the plane right before takeoff for being too drunk according to the flight crew, and therefore doesn't make it to the aforementioned event.

Did you hear Johnny missed the festival last week due to a ricardian slip?

by wickedwoollywilly May 26, 2020

Puerto Rican Lube Job

A sexual act when your girlfriend or wife is on her period and you can't have intercourse. She therefore spits on her hand and jerks you off.

Micheal: You sure are in a chipper mood, did you get laid last night?

Shane: Not exactly, my girlfriend is up on blocks, so she gave me a Puerto Rican Lube job.

by Headhunter Rebel January 4, 2010

ricardo milos

The most sexy man in the world with the power to make any man gay. He also has a magnum dong.

Damn! Ricardo Milos be hella sexy not gonna lie. No homo tho

by ricardo lover July 9, 2019

Ricardo

Ricardo is someone that would make a great boyfriend he will listen to you always be there for you trust you and love you with all his heart he’s loyal and will always remind you how beautiful you are how much he loves you and even if you break his heart he’ll still love you

Ricardo is the best boyfriend ever.

by Carol singer 123 November 23, 2018

Ricardo Milos

god.

Raj: Do you believe in god bro?
James: I believe in Ricardo Milos Raj.. Sit down. Let me show you a video..

by RichardBong May 13, 2019