A true cockatopus is a male well in dowd, with a penis size of eight inches or greater in length and girth.
by Shanandrashatiquawatermelonish February 1, 2019
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“Yeah he’s due bro”
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“Yeah he’s due bro”
by MonkeyBoy227 February 3, 2026
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