roflcop

A member of the armed forces that ensures laughter is used wisely and when appropriate. These brave men and women battle tirelessly against the spawn of Lolski and Trolldin (mentioned in Encyclopedia Dramatica) and anyone who would deny laughter being brought to little girls and boys.
Roflcops often fly Roflcopters to track down forum trolls, bigots or other diabolical threats.
The Roflforce is known to be allied with the carepolice.

Guy: No moar! Plz! it not funny anymoar!
Troll: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Roflcop: NEE-NOR NEE-NOR

<...............___@@@ ___
......____//_____?___\\__ ___
----,o-----Roflcops :DD -----@)
----`----(@)=========(@)- `

by Timolas December 9, 2007

ROFLCOPTER

Roll On Floor Laughing, Can't Operate Properly Till Eyes Refocus

We ROFLCOPTER at you, when you try to eat cheese and crackers with chopsticks

by Boo Hootie Boo December 9, 2008

robocop

ejaculate semen into a bucket and invert it on to your lady friend's head

"Watch me Robocop that ho"

by DJ Gonz October 14, 2007

Roflcoptering

The act of laughing like a manic while spinning in circles with your arms out like propellers.

I roflcoptered when I saw someone roflcoptering.

by zlin February 25, 2011

Roflcoptersaurus Rex

A word that means something is REALLY funny. a mixture of rofl and a tyranasuarus rex.

"Dude! Im riding a Gnome! "
"Roflcoptersaurus Rex!"

by rokuallday October 14, 2006

Roflcopters

Roflcopters comes from the reference to the acronym ROFL (Roll On The Floor Laughing) and Helicopters.

When used in text-to-voice on Ventrilo server, someone spamming over and over the acronym ROFL would be heard as the sound done by an helicopter.

Lately it's been used mostly in World of Warcraft where the ventrilo system is popular.

-I told him there was an Epic drop down the cliff ... and he jumped"

- Roflcopters"

by 1337talker September 29, 2009

Robocop

A female in a relationship that constantly goes out of her way to find "dirt" on her boyfriend, by any means necessary. aka "patrolling". This female usually begins her search with the intentions of finding something negative so she can use it against the male during the argument that she inevitably starts. Coined by Kanye West in his 2008 single, "Robocop".

Ali (girlfriend): so you and Sarah look awful cozy in those pictures from this weekend that are on facebook
Tim (boyfriend): since when did you become a robocop?

by 305studios March 6, 2009