ritualistic clinky

The act of solidfying a Pope Law. It is carried out by the members in attendance by clinking their beer bottles.

Thats sounds like a new pope law, we need a ritualistic clinky

by archbishop tommy January 5, 2008

Ritual Sudoku

To forfeit, concede to whatever you may be doing, cause you do not like it to begin with.

"I can't finish this puzzle! That's it, I am Commiting Ritual Sudoku"

"What are you doing?"
- "Commiting Ritual Sudoku"

"Why?"
- "Just cannot take it anymore, I hate this thing"

by Athing1201 March 27, 2015

ritualistic poultry fisting

Here's the thing about ritualistic poultry fisting, it's pretty much the answer to any and every question formed by man over his existence but so few have been willing to actually try it that the knowledge is all but lost. You could say it's bullshit, but unless you sincerely try a poultry fisting ritual for yourself you really don't know that do you?

Hyder: How did the twin towers fall if jet fuel don't melt steel?

Tex: It makes perfect sense if you know anything about ritualistic poultry fisting.

by johndoe86x2 July 28, 2016

Ritualizing

The act of preforming a ritual.

The two penguins sat around the campfire ritualizing, cause they wanted to murder jschlatt and Charlie slimecicle, they were too sus for their own good and gay Satan came on them.

by SpaceXDragon August 23, 2021

SUPERCUNT RITUAL

Wife or girlfriend who feels the need to act like an OVERSIZED CUNT (asshole acting for an extended period of time). goes WAY beyond the "RAGTIME" (beware)

That fucking whore just won't let up with "the" SUPERCUNT RITUAL. Go to a corner and bleed out; bitch!!!

by "the" BLACK SATAN May 5, 2020

Shrekism Ritual

The only way, to keep Farquism away.

Go outside where cement is, grab a peice of chalk, draw a circle, and put a pencil in the middle.
Repeat these words 70 times:

¨Shrek is love, Shrek is life.¨

And all Farquism is gone.

Steven: I just did the Shrekism Ritual last night!

by IhopeIdrinkwater May 1, 2022

meatball ass ritual

When somebody takes a meatball puts that meatball in his ass and then proceeds to suck it then starts to rub the rest of the sauce on their dick then stretch their dick so far out and then eat their dick

"damn bro im tired might aswell start doing the meatball ass ritual."

by CumCanester March 19, 2021