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Ritual

Rituals are predefined sequences characterized by rigidity, formality, and repetition that are embedded in a larger system of symbolism and meaning but contain elements that lack direct instrumental purpose.
(1) The footballer is going through their pre-game ritual. Don't disturb them.

(2) That fraternity/society has a specific hazing ritual.

(3) Some people perform mating rituals

(4) Religion is known for having many different rituals.
by TheCleverDumbass July 16, 2019
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4:20 Ritual

The 4:20 Ritual only occurs on the April 20th(4/20) and is said day's BLUNT + BOWL Ritual and must be completed by the end of said day. 4 blunts and 20 bowls......now you have a new holiday ritual.
Ex: Clay, "Why is he drooling?". Henry, "He is completing the 4:20 Ritual and almost done!". Jake, ".......ughhuhuhkkushhhhhahhhah."
by SlimKidnwwa March 18, 2012
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ritualistic clinky

The act of solidfying a Pope Law. It is carried out by the members in attendance by clinking their beer bottles.
Thats sounds like a new pope law, we need a ritualistic clinky
by archbishop tommy January 5, 2008
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Ritual Sudoku

To forfeit, concede to whatever you may be doing, cause you do not like it to begin with.
"I can't finish this puzzle! That's it, I am Commiting Ritual Sudoku"

"What are you doing?"
- "Commiting Ritual Sudoku"

"Why?"
- "Just cannot take it anymore, I hate this thing"
by Athing1201 March 27, 2015
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ritualistic poultry fisting

Here's the thing about ritualistic poultry fisting, it's pretty much the answer to any and every question formed by man over his existence but so few have been willing to actually try it that the knowledge is all but lost. You could say it's bullshit, but unless you sincerely try a poultry fisting ritual for yourself you really don't know that do you?
Hyder: How did the twin towers fall if jet fuel don't melt steel?

Tex: It makes perfect sense if you know anything about ritualistic poultry fisting.
by johndoe86x2 July 28, 2016
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Ritualizing

The act of preforming a ritual.
The two penguins sat around the campfire ritualizing, cause they wanted to murder jschlatt and Charlie slimecicle, they were too sus for their own good and gay Satan came on them.
by SpaceXDragon August 23, 2021
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SUPERCUNT RITUAL

Wife or girlfriend who feels the need to act like an OVERSIZED CUNT (asshole acting for an extended period of time). goes WAY beyond the "RAGTIME" (beware)
That fucking whore just won't let up with "the" SUPERCUNT RITUAL. Go to a corner and bleed out; bitch!!!
by "the" BLACK SATAN May 5, 2020
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