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rigism

The philosophy in which fans of BIG RIGS: OVER THE ROAD RACING live by. Followers of rigism are rigists, and you do not have to denounce your previous faith in order to become one.
Wow! I joined Rigism and my life is more WINNER than ever!
by A Little Pinprick August 7, 2006
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rest rings

the area of a long turd where one has paused in the course of backing one out, with the resultant buttockal cheek/anal clench forming a slight indentation in the turd. The indented area is known as a rest ring.
Holy fuck - did you see Shaniqua's dump? She had three rest rings on it!
by Jarome October 24, 2005
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rave rings

glow sticks used at raves
Dude check out that chick raving over there, her arm is covered in rave rings
by nick_is_sick April 15, 2008
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ringing the church bells

the action of someone (inexperienced) jacking off a man's penis by painfully yanking on it. there is no pleasure derived from this sexual act, though the person ringing thinks they are administering pleasure.

the action resembles a monk/priest yanking down on the rope in order to ring a church's bells. in this scenario, the church bells are your balls, which are slapping each other with each yank.
Daniel: Hey man. Heard you hooked up with that freshman, Stephanie. How'd it go?

Andrew: Dude, it was terrible. She had no idea what to do. She was just ringing the church bells till I made her stop.

Daniel: Brutal. My condolences to your junk.
by UCLA_Chemical_Fungineer May 31, 2009
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ringsting

stinging sensation around the a-hole caused by spicy food eaten the night before, or on occasion a particularly violent and sharp turd that when released feels like your ass is being ripped
Sweet jesus, that harsh vindaloo last night has given me a right proper case of ringsting
by Regina Phelangey December 20, 2004
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Lord of the Rings

1. The Lord of the Rings...
An epic fantasy novel written half a century ago by J.R.R. Tolkien otherwise known as John Ronald Reuel Tolkien. It carries on after his famous work, The Hobbit. The Lord of the Rings is divided into three parts - The Fellowship of the Ring, The Two Towers, and The Return of the King.

The story of how Tolkien wrote his epic adventure is quite unique and his works are very inspiring to millions aroud the world.

2. The Lord of the Rings has been adapted into movies. The more memorable and accurate adaption being Peter Jackson's theatrical trilogy, released from 2001-2003. His films took home dozens of awards including Golden Globes, and many Oscars Academy Awards.
1. ~"I am going to read Tolkien's Lord of the Rings Trilogy this summer."
~"Oh... Okay... You do that."

2. ~"I've seen The Lord of the Rings trilogy 87 consecutive times."
~"No wonder your so pale.."
by Plumberry September 14, 2005
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Ringing the taco bell

Naomi Watts painful attempts at ringing the taco bell in "Mulholland Drive" is disturbing to all but the most sadistic individuals.
by Gajillion September 6, 2011
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