Rickshaw Dumpling

It's when you remove the "matress" from your futon, trap a midget under the base, and then shit between the slats into the eyes of the trapped midget.

Dude, I brought home this hottie midget from the bar and I totally laid down the Rickshaw Dumpling!

by PapiSanchez212 September 12, 2010

running rickshaw

To take advantage of afoul} without regard

Dick is running rickshaw with this country.

by Leslie January 4, 2005

Rickshaw

n. a person who is constantly making bad choices in life, especially romantically, and then blames these bad decisions on an absentee father. this person should, however, have learned from the mistakes he/she has made in the past, and should, by this point, take responsibility for how his/her life has turned out.

"man, that's the fifth boyfriend in a row that she's had that has abused her and cheated on her. she is such a rickshaw."

by magellon February 14, 2009

rickshaw ho

an asian girl who holds two wooden poles in bed as you fuck her from behind, resembling a running rickshaw ride.

Leroy had never been to Hong Kong before, but he found a eurasian rickshaw ho every now and then to be just as fun.

by anonymous March 2, 2005

dickshake

dickshake - the act of a female repeatedly shaking ones dick until a cum extravaganza occurs, resulting in a delicous, nutritious snack for the female. A dickshake can be drank from a cup, mug, or straight into ones mouth. If a dickshake is chunky, one may need to get tested for scrumpious diseases.

This dickshake is not only fufilling but appears to come with chunks of chocolate!

by Stephenz A August 24, 2008

Dickshake

The act of putting your dick into a blender with some milk and ice cream and then drinking it.

Dude, I kidnapped an orphan and made a chocolate dickshake with him last night, it was delicious.

by Warpig 88 April 18, 2010

rickshaw

1. noun
a small two-wheeled cart for one passenger; pulled by one person

2. noun, slang
a pejorative for female genitalia typically associated with women of Asian decent, associated with the racist WWII era belief that Asian women's vaginas have a horizontal rather than vertical orientation

see also UB Dictionary definition for "sideways"

Reference SNL skit from 4/7/01, Alec Baldwin's character made the following reference while acting as a former Chinease POW

"I know they're small, maybe one or two feet high. I know they sound
funny when they talk and I know the women have sideways vaginas."

Usage: "So I met up with this girl and after getting down to business I was surprised to see it was a total rickshaw down there"

by PJAX919 May 19, 2008