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Rice Sniffer

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One who snorts rice instead of eating it.
My friend will never eat rice over my house because he is a rice sniffer
by bigbootybitch87 February 22, 2011
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A funny person in KL,a bloody hell. He always does these fkin things like how ricegum did as well as he did.
rice su is a fan of ricegum
by jamie su July 10, 2018
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RICE STATUS

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Rice status is when you post so many stories on instagram that the little bar on top showing the length of your post starts getting shorter and shorter, thus looking like rice.
Damn. That bitch posted so much. Rice status as fuck.

God damn. I cant with this rice status. Too much.
by e.skoland February 27, 2022
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Fried Rice Syndrome

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When a Chinese girl snails a guy's face, starting from the chin to nose. Once her snail reaches the guy's nose and her butthole is directly above the guys mouth, she farts and the guy absorbes her fart through this nose and mouth. Afterwards, the guy spends the next five and half hours in the bathroom vomiting and pissing out his ass.
Guy 1: I need to stop and some pedialyte
Guy 2: What happen, drank too much last night?
Guy 1: Naw, Ming-Yue gave me fried rice syndrome last night. I barely made it out the bathroom alive.
by DRC_AFM_CM_EN_FA_MI_MP December 16, 2022
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Eating rice with stilts

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Overdoing something. Chopsticks worked just fine, why are you using stilts? Now you look ridiculous.
Jenny: My friend is getting her lips done, her nose done, her cheeks lifted. It's crazy.

Joe: Really? She looked fine. Talk about eating rice with stilts.
by Impo Rta Ntthing April 16, 2010
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The drag king version of tea sis. Used to react to gossip
Jessica: "Did you know Alexa is dating Emma?!"

Sophia: "NO!"

Jessica: "the rice is salty"
by Joe McGinnis April 6, 2019
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Rice Krispies STD

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When you have unprotected sex with a Rice Krispies cereal box. Rice Krispies STD results in a penis going: SNAP! CRACKLE! POP!
Johnny was a bad boy and had unprotected Rice Krispies sex, and had his stump of a empty penis removed. Don't get Rice Krispies STD!
by Turkeymash October 2, 2014
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