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Rigger Rich

Refers to someone who works on an oil rig and makes a lot of money doing so.
Steve: Hey what have you been doing lately?
Bill: I've been working on an oil rig the past year.
Steve: You must be rigger rich then.
Bill: ya its crazy how much money we make.
by kmroberts July 28, 2012
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rigger mortise

A severe stiffening/cramping of the joints/muscles suffered by people who attach hoisting-cables for the huge timbers that are used to build old-fashioned post-and-beam ("mortise-and-tenon") structures.
I overdid it while helping my Amish friends do a barn-raising yesterday, and now I have rigger mortise.
by QuacksO July 18, 2018
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Rigger Dan

Derived from a video featuring pornographic actress 'Eva Angelina' being inseminated despite earlier claims from 'Rigger Dan' the man whom was boning her, assuring that he wouldn't--yet did anyway. To add further insult to injury, Rigger Dan, as graciously as a jerk can be then tells the whimpering Eva that it's "Not my problem!" and leaves her be to simper in his liquid children.

To be a Rigger Dan frankly speaking, is to be a conniving, autonomous rascal who burdens others with little to no concern to the consequences their peers may now face, but they do not.

Example of how to correctly use the term 'Rigger Dan'.

Kevin: I'm going to be gone for a month, alright John? Can you feed my cats while I'm gone? Here's my spare apartment key for whenever you can stop by. See you later!

*two weeks later*

Albert: What's up man, how's it going?

John: Not much, just chillin'.

Albert: Hey what's this?

John: Oh, those are Kevin's house keys. He's gone for the month, wants me to feed his fucking cats or something.

Albert: When was the last time you fed them?

John: Who gives a rat's ass? I'm getting high; that's more important right now.

Albert: Don't you think his cats are fucking dead by now John?

John: Not my problem, wasn't my problem. I'm not the one with dead cats.

Albert: Way to be, Rigger Dan.
by T.G.S October 31, 2010
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Rigger Monkey

a bald headed man that is repeatedly sodomized by offshore riggers.
That guy thinks he knows everything, but he's really just a rigger monkey!
by Shower Stalker March 29, 2003
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rigger water

A: hey man did you get any water for the beach
B: I got some rigger water but that’s it
A: say less crack me open one
by Gimbo22 August 13, 2022
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rigger naper

A specific type of space shuttle. The type to travel to different planets and be like wooooooshhhhajajsksjsjskkk BOOM.
Bro im finna hop on the Rigger Naper and head to pluto
by The dawg💩 May 20, 2023
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rigger monkey rape

1. An oxymoron, as any self-respecting rigger monkey welcomes violent penetration.
2. Imitating an orangutan while engaging in an unwelcome and unexpected donkey punch.
Hey sweetie, what's your #? Can I take you out some time for dinner and a movie and afterwards a quick rigger monkey rape?
by Hannibal March 29, 2003
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