I-Ready

A form of torture created by the people in the federal government to "help" children succeed in the Common Core education system.

"I took 2 I-Ready lessons and I feel like a suspected terrorist at Guantanamo Bay"

by green socks January 4, 2021

I aint reading allat

means ur not gonna read all that

arthur- (writes a long ass paragraph)

Glenn- i aint reading allat 😭🙏

by vsonyx December 21, 2022

Readtard

A person who cannot understand anything when reading.

I am such a readtard, i cant understand this book, let alone do the questions for it.

by Raymaas15 May 13, 2009

I-READY

a shit childrens website that is fucking demonic, a form of child abuse cause it is fucking traumatizing to see a damn alien going "OOH WE MAMA"

Teacher: We are going to the computer lab and typing a paragraph
Me: What do we do when we are done?
Teacher: I-READY
Me: excuse me what the fuck

by Thats pretty dank October 8, 2018

I-Ready

a common form of hard learning.

"I-Ready is ABSOLUTE TORTURE!"

by anonymous September 29, 2021

I-Ready

A useless piece of shit website that teachers assign to make students commit suicide, blow up their computer, and/or commit murder. This website may cause students to take LSD oh wait your practically on it if your using “I ready”. You might as well identify as a fork and throw your computer it’s no use.

Teacher: Time for iready.

Students: (takes out noose)..... die
I-Ready- makes students kill themselves and that makes teachers happy I guess

by It's ur mum saying this February 26, 2019

Left on read

When an individual whom you’ve sent a message/snap to, opens the message knowing full well that you can see that they have and then chooses not to reply. A particularly obnoxious thing to do if the message deemed an answer

I got left on read by him

by Imabsolutelytwatted August 29, 2020