The Matrix Resurrections

Ok, have I defended this yet? I don't think I've defend this yet so here:

Hym "The Matrix Resurrections isn't as bad as people say it is. Neil Patrick Harris' monologue was chilling. Trinity getting some of Neo's powers totally made sense because after she dies what do you think they would have to use to reconstruction her? NEO! That's why half of his powers got transferred to Trinity! What would they rebuild her with OTHER THAN the only other organic material around!? That's why they get stronger when theyvare closer together! They are two halves of 'The One' powers. Robot social hierarchy leaves the door open for more movies. There was nothing overtly wrong with that movie. You motherfuckers don't know how to enjoy things."

by Hym Iam August 6, 2023

Titty resurrection

When a women freezes her fecal matter at approximately 20 degrees, then removes said fecal matter to titty fuck her own self, using the fecal matter to resurrect her sex life

I just saw a chick performing a titty resurrection, she must be having a rough time

by Bigoleballsack July 7, 2022

Resurrection kiss

The last kiss before a relationship ends when all hope is lost, which rekindles the spark and they decide to give the relationship another go and the succeeds.

“The they were going to break up but they had a ‘resurrection kiss’”

by Heheheresurrectionkiss July 25, 2020

CPR: Crotch-Powered Resurrection

Acronym for: Crotch-Powered Resurrection
The act of reviving someone (usually fictional, hot, and/or dead) through sheer sexual energy, unfiltered thirst, or erotic determination. Often applied to impossibly attractive TV or movie characters who were killed off way too soon — and you refuse to let them rest in peace because your libido said “not today.”

“Alcide from True Blood may be dead, but I will CPR: Crotch-Powered Resurrection that man back to life with nothing but vibes and a lace teddy.”

by Jontssss July 17, 2025