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Democratic press release

Imagine laying down, on your belly and pooping
I saw that democratic press release Billy did, was a mess.
by Mutherlover420 July 4, 2020
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Reeled

Greezed, tricked, or having someone pull a fast one on you.
(Friday)
Boy 1: Go to the movies with me, Shaniqua.
Shaniqua: I gotta go to Oregon, sorry
(Monday)
Boy 2 to Boy 1: Man, that movie with Shaniqua was poppin
Boy1: WHAT? Dude, Shaniqua REELED me!
by YoBaws March 11, 2013
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mom reflex

When a driver involuntarily moves their arm in front of the passenger when slamming on the breaks. Occasionally faked by men to feel a woman's chest.
Some drunk slut cut me off so bad last week I can't seem to shake the mom relex.
by KJR September 6, 2005
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Reflective Analysis

Another bullshit assignment given to students by nursing professors. Normally completed before the care plan is due. It is meant to reflect your own feelings about a certain situation, but we all know half that shit is made up.
Joe: Do you have a reflective analysis topic yet?
Jane: No, I'll make it up.
by A. Orta February 25, 2011
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Release the Genie

The act of rubbing your ass to release gas.
Was going to a party and my gf warned in the car ride - “DO NOT release the genie tonight”.
by dipdipper12345 November 16, 2021
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Prison Reflex

The involuntary reflex of clenching your butt cheeks together whenever you hear a noise behind you.

Done in prison to mitigate the possibility of anal rape.
1) Wow! Amanda's ass clenched up big time just now!
2) Yeah, she's got total prison reflex.
by T-TIMMEH! December 22, 2010
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Timed Release

Intentionally holding back the release of one's flatulence or a defecation or combination of both for just the right time, opportunity or place to purge ass gas and/or squeeze off a nice dump .
Example 1: Carl was giving his presentation on July's sales figures when he realized that the off tasting fish tacos he had for lunch was building up a gas bubble. He managed a timed release and hustled out of the conference room with a case of the walking farts right after he finished presenting.
Example 2: Stan's Monday morning wine shits were the worst. The smell could peel paint off the wall. He was tired of his boss riding his ass about his performance so he planned a perfect timed release and just before his boss showed up, he dropped a mop bucket dump in the executive wash room. He later overheard his boss talking about it and how he was unable to breath when he went into the restroom.
by Eaton Holgoode May 6, 2015
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