A psuedo-language developed by one of Denmark's leading linguists. Rennerish is loosely-based upon various latin-derived, european languages, such as English, Danish, Swedish and possibly some French, but all forementioned nations deny any similarity. After a word or sentence is constructed using the basic precepts of Rennerish, a second method is applied, using the Renner Algorithm, which simply defined, uses insanity as it's processing matrix. The end result is disturbing and should be read by anyone with.. eyes.
The sentence:-
"I would like plus tewnty attack power on my weapon"
Would roughly translate to, in Rennerish:-
"Germany gained the knowledge of the potency enchant, the American president made a stop at Gambia and hence got convinced that all colonial possessions had to be given independence, and France still didnt have a freaking clue, and neither did Britain… Though commanding the largest stockpile of conscripts in the world, they never quite comprehended the importance of the potency enchant, and hence, they were doomed to bleed to death over petty scraps of French soil and crabby parts of eastern Europe that ended up with Russia anyway… So much potential, all lost, over an enchant! So please, some prime enchanter…. "
"I would like plus tewnty attack power on my weapon"
Would roughly translate to, in Rennerish:-
"Germany gained the knowledge of the potency enchant, the American president made a stop at Gambia and hence got convinced that all colonial possessions had to be given independence, and France still didnt have a freaking clue, and neither did Britain… Though commanding the largest stockpile of conscripts in the world, they never quite comprehended the importance of the potency enchant, and hence, they were doomed to bleed to death over petty scraps of French soil and crabby parts of eastern Europe that ended up with Russia anyway… So much potential, all lost, over an enchant! So please, some prime enchanter…. "
by Stormseeker March 31, 2007
Get the Rennerish mug.Full name: Renesmee Carlie Cullen
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A half-vampire spawned by the famous dynsfunctional teenager lovers, human Bella and vampire Edward Cullen in the fourth book, Breaking Dawn, of the Twilight Saga written by Stephenie Meyers. With bubbly brown eyes and a need to suck your blood, who can resist this little leech? Not Jacob, who upon first site on this child, falls madly in love. Though rest assure, he's not a pedaphile. He's giving her a promise ring. In about seven years, Renesmee will already reach adulthood (eighteen years) due to her quick growth and maturity. She also possesses a gift much akin to telepathy, letting her mother and father communicate with her even when she cannot speak yet. It is assumed her future will arise to greatness, and also some mad lovin' with Jacob.
When giving labor, Bella was about to die. As a human still, she did not have enough strength to endure the little creature trying to squirm -cough, claw, cough- her way out. Edward, always the knight in shining (literally, he shines) armor, simply chewed his way through Bella's uterus, allowing both to live. Bella also was turned into a vampire as an effect of this, er, magnificent deed.
Later, Renesmee is thought to be a danger by the ruling vampiric family the Volturis. Bella plans to have Renesmee run away with Jacob, but thanks to Alice, Renesmee's rare predicament of being a half-mutt isn't so rare at all. Another halfing exists in good condition, proving that Renesmee will be okay. Cue happy ending.
Renesmee is also called Nessie, like the Loch Ness Monster, much to Bella's chagrin. And any other loyal fan's too.
*spoilers*
A half-vampire spawned by the famous dynsfunctional teenager lovers, human Bella and vampire Edward Cullen in the fourth book, Breaking Dawn, of the Twilight Saga written by Stephenie Meyers. With bubbly brown eyes and a need to suck your blood, who can resist this little leech? Not Jacob, who upon first site on this child, falls madly in love. Though rest assure, he's not a pedaphile. He's giving her a promise ring. In about seven years, Renesmee will already reach adulthood (eighteen years) due to her quick growth and maturity. She also possesses a gift much akin to telepathy, letting her mother and father communicate with her even when she cannot speak yet. It is assumed her future will arise to greatness, and also some mad lovin' with Jacob.
When giving labor, Bella was about to die. As a human still, she did not have enough strength to endure the little creature trying to squirm -cough, claw, cough- her way out. Edward, always the knight in shining (literally, he shines) armor, simply chewed his way through Bella's uterus, allowing both to live. Bella also was turned into a vampire as an effect of this, er, magnificent deed.
Later, Renesmee is thought to be a danger by the ruling vampiric family the Volturis. Bella plans to have Renesmee run away with Jacob, but thanks to Alice, Renesmee's rare predicament of being a half-mutt isn't so rare at all. Another halfing exists in good condition, proving that Renesmee will be okay. Cue happy ending.
Renesmee is also called Nessie, like the Loch Ness Monster, much to Bella's chagrin. And any other loyal fan's too.
Fan 1: "Man, what was Stephenie Meyers thinking? Renesmee Carlie? That goes together like giraffes and post-it notes."
Fan 2: "I know. Plus, they call her Nessie like she's some type of monster."
Fan 1: "Well...she is."
Fan 2: "Psh, don't tell Jacob that. He likes his girls young and bloodthirsty."
Fan 2: "I know. Plus, they call her Nessie like she's some type of monster."
Fan 1: "Well...she is."
Fan 2: "Psh, don't tell Jacob that. He likes his girls young and bloodthirsty."
by nonabugg October 17, 2008
Get the Renesmee mug.Some mutant hybrid baby, introduced in Breaking Dawn, and spawned by Bella Swan and Edward Cullen of the Twilight series. She is imprinted on by Jacob Black (a known pedophile in the small town of Forks) a few minutes after she was born, guaranteeing her some hot werewolf action with him after she is seven years old. Her nickname is Nessie.
Jacob Black used to picture Bella naked and wanted to do her but since she is taken, he chose the next best thing, which of COURSE was to go for her daughter Reneesme, who, by the way, is like two years old. Nice.
by chapstixx October 21, 2008
Get the reneesme mug.ah yes, the perfect friend. a caring personality and also a weird personality to add it but you'd still love her
you're missing out on something big if you dont have her in your life go find her.
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"i would simply kill for her :) i love you hehe" i said while rennetta reads this in visible confusion
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Get the Shane Renner mug.Toby Turner "tobuscus" 's intro to his vlogs on his channel tobyturner. He is an amazing youtube who I watch every day. He pushes his finger against his iphone then shouts "darkness then redness then whiteness in a cool tone. He is awesome.
go to his you tube channel tobyturner and every one of his intros says darkness then redness then whiteness
by benHarr November 5, 2013
Get the darkness then redness then whiteness mug.the demon spawn of Bella Swan and Edward Cullen from the Twilight Saga's fourth installment 'Breaking Dawn' AKA the fail boat. She is half human half vampire. She has curly locks, brown eyes and a rapid pulse. She can let you see images in your mind by touching you. She loves the taste of human blood and she grows at a rapid speed until she reaches maturity. She is also the pedophilia love of Jacob Black's life.
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