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german refrigerator

When an ice cube is inserted into the human anus then is launched through flatulince into a mates mouth.
Honey do you want a Dutch over? No, but I've got a German refrigerator ready for you!
by The fridge is cold September 3, 2016
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refrigerator blindness

Selective loss of visual acuity in association with common foraging of the refrigerator. Predominantly seen in children and males.
"Honey, where's the orange juice?"
"Are you blind? Second shelf on the right!"
"Sorry, must be that pesky refrigerator blindness again..."
by ckarlo January 10, 2009
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refrigerator triage

Deciding what to cook based on how close the food in your refrigerator is to going bad.
Son: What's for dinner?
Mom: I had to do some refrigerator triage so we're having pasta with a whole lot of fried zucchini.
by sanddene May 10, 2009
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refrigerator raider

A very obese person who consumes a large quantity of food. May eat you out of house and home if he/she visits. Closest known synonym is cheese hog.
Better hide those Cheesecake Factory leftovers before Ted comes over with his girlfriend Cindy. That bitch is a big-time refrigerator raider.
by Nick D June 28, 2006
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Nasty Refrigerator

When you shit in a cup, put it in the fridge, and then serve it to your friends as Gertrude Hawk's Chocolate.

(Can only be done on Easter Sunday.)
"They shit on my bed sheets, but dont worry, I got them back. I gave them a Nasty Refrigerator last Sunday at dinner."

"Dude, I think my boss gave me a Nasty Refrigerator when I went over there for supper."
by Ich20394 April 2, 2010
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refrigerator crack

the various contents of ones' refrigerator which causes you or your guests to helplessly return to it, craving it's delicious contents; such as dips of many varieties, desserts, hummus, or anything else your diabetic, hypoglycemic ass is addicted to.
+ Hey ummm....uhhhh. Buddy.... Whatcha got in there? Got anything good in there? I'll suck your dick for some melba snacks and smoked salmon dip!
-Dude! get the fuck off me. What're you on, Refrigerator crack?
+ Oh come on man, I need some. i need it. Come on man?
-All i got is jalapeno artichoke dip and some pita chips, but i really think you should go to the clinic and get some Snackwells. It'll be ok, just close the refrigerator and let go of the handle.
by Oso D'lyshus March 11, 2008
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Refrigerator Coma

When there is nothing good to eat in the fridge and you find yourself staring inside the fridge hoping something, anything will look good enough to eat.

This includes flipping back and forth between the refrigerator and the freezer
Husband: Honey I'm home
Wife: .......
Husband: oh no not again *runs to kitchen*
Wife: *head inside fridge* Nothing....to...eat!
Husband: its ok your just in a refrigerator coma, good thing i brought home pizza
by thecoolestpersoniknow July 7, 2010
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