reedness

The act of sniffing a woman's chair after she has exited it

Oh my god Stacy, right after you got out of your chair, Steve came over and pulled a reedness.

by dirtydizzle May 23, 2012

reed

the nigga who finna fuck that bitch payton crouse

A-"ay yo im tryna hit that payton bitch?"
B-"na she w reed g"
A-*😔😔😔

by justfactsngl October 02, 2019

Reeds

Short for the Rideau centre, the best mall in Ottawa. Common hangout spot for high school students after school

Julia: Hey Rayna, are you going to Reeds after school today?
Rayna: Yeah, I want to do some shopping

by JewlzStille January 10, 2011

reed

A guy who jokes about a girl, but is actually very serious about her. Generally very smart, and has lots of acne. Not good at sports, but always makes people laugh.

"You see that guy? He's such a Reed"
"That lucky girl"

by tehbanaynay June 04, 2014

reed

a pot smoking jew who is lazy.

look at that reed kid with his afro

by theunknowndog1 November 04, 2010

Reeding

Verb - Indulging in the slashy exploits of the King of Kaboom (Malcolm Reed, 'Star Trek: Enterprise'). See also slash, yaoi, and shonen ai

"I didn't finish my homework because I was Reeding."

by Kuma February 27, 2004

Reeding

When rappers rap about smoking weed.

Is that Snoop Dogg reeding again?

by dax22 March 30, 2011