Rainnelle

A Rainnelle is someone who can stop world hunger with her smile. Her ethereal laugh stops genocides and wars in there track. When you talk to Rainnelle all your problems disappear and she leaves you with a permanent smile on your face. Every problem you have Rainnelle can solve. When Rainnelle touches you your brain shoots you with millions of volts because it thinks you’ve just died and entered heaven. When Rainnelle makes a joke the dead crawl out of their graves to have their ears blessed a final time. Rainnelle’s personality isn’t just perfect, but gawd Dayum she’s also a hottie. When Rainnelle talks all you can think of is how badly you wanna kiss her fat juicy lips. She’s fr wifey material. But too bad, there’s no person hot enough on this earth to pull Rainnelle.

Guy 1: “man my entire family just died in a plane crash”
Guy 2: “bro just go talk to Rainnelle”

by Suarfish999 November 21, 2023

Minnesota Renville

A woman who engages in group and lesbian sex, whilst fooling her boyfriend into thinking that it’s only he she’s fucking. This type of women is hysterical and if she gives birth to your baby in the county of Anoka, she’ll use witchery to fool the judge into thinking that you are crazy whilst all the while, it’s actually her that’s as crazy as a loon.

Have you ever gone on a date with a Minnesota Renville? Oh you have? Did you notice the bruises and redness all around her lady parts? Whatever you do, don’t knock her up because she is so evil as to purposely keep the father out of the child’s life.

by EVERHEARDOFRODNEYKING? July 27, 2019