facebook raped

When one leaves ones facebook profile on unwittingly and 'friends'or otherwise change ones staus or comment on people page to make you look an idiot/pervert/sick freak etc
or
an excuse to write something and shrug it off as someone else's devious work.

e.g 1
Ryan's Status
Ryan: is gay and loves men up the bum bum yum yum...and smells

two hourslater,
Ryan: OH SH**INGMOTHER*%$*£R someones changed my status...I've been facebook raped!!

e.g 2

mate 1: why the hell did you write 'i love you' on my wall last night?
mate 2: erm... oh bother.. ive been facebook raped..

by MrPiffle March 8, 2009

boat raced

To be beaten very badly at something, especially in such a fashion that you were behind from the start and never had a chance. Comes from the Boat Race, an annual rowing competition between Oxford and Cambridge, in which the first side to get ahead can move to the middle of the river (where the current is fastest) and is almost never overtaken thereafter.

"Chicago got boat raced by Green Bay, 37-3."

by kinnopio January 5, 2009

shit raped

Excreting a log large enough to feel like your ass hole has just been raped.

See the guy waddling out of the bathroom, he must have just been shit raped.

by Jonn & Ken December 10, 2006

Raped My Ears

When someone talks continually, and doesn't shut up...to the point that you feel as though your ears have been violated.

Kay just raped my ears!!! Doesn't she know that no means no?! Shut up already!!

by MILF Tittts June 14, 2014

Gangnam Raped

The involuntary, often forceful, hearing/viewing of a viral song/dance/video that had until that point been deliberately avoided.

Person 1: I avoided the Harlem Shake for weeks, then I accidentally saw a flash mob in the cafeteria.

Person 2: Well, I guess you were Gangnam Raped again.

by waldostoevsky February 11, 2013

bum raped

When you take it in the pooper without lube.

*guy 1 bum rapes guy 2*
Guy 2: My ass hurts!

by SuperSonicX August 22, 2004

Ed Reed!

Ed Reed is the name yelled whenever there is an interception of any kind. Whether it be a football interception, a basketball steal, or even cutting in line. Due to the large amount of interceptions NFL safety Ed Reed records. ED REED!

announcer: "Tom Brady drops back, throws downfield and it's intercepted!"

Larry: "ED REED!! Billy did you see Ed Reed just Ed Reed that ball?"

by jcbigstuff January 10, 2010