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Radioactive Crack Monkey

A man who is acting extremely hyper and social, though they are usually calm and detached.
I say, Tom sure is being one hell of a radioactive crack monkey today.
by Porkman385 November 27, 2006
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Radioshack

A horrible company, hell-bent on destroying the lives of it's employees. The manager's have worked there for at least 10 years, on their very first date, it's their 10th anniversary. Typically the store-management consists of the hippie-washup microsoft-loving wannbe-musicians, hell bent on selling you a cellphone.

The typical sales associates are rather arrogant, all they want to do is upsell you shit that you don't need. If they are beneath the age of 22, they want to leave for a new job as soon as possible.

Overall, try and stay away from Radioshack. Underhanded practices and selling you short of what you need is their aim in life.
Manager: Would you like to buy this cellphone?
Customer: No, just this battery
Manager: Are you sure? It's an awesome price
Customer: It's 300 dollars, and I have a better one
Manager: Well I bet this can do more, why don't I give you a show of what it can do?
Customer: No, just the battery.
Manager: Want to open a Radioshack card?
Customer: Just the battery, stop trying to sell me crap.
Manager: OK, but you get 10% of your first purchase.
Customer: This battery is 4.99. That would be 49 cents. No.
Manager: OK, 5.24 please. Your name?
Customer: None of your business.
Manager: We need it to do transactions
Customer: That's it, I'm out.
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radioactive mouse

An asian guy with a really small penis, that thinks he is good in bed.
Hahaha! Jay is a radioactive mouse! He tried to sleep with this chick last night and she said he sucked hard donkey balls because he's so small!
by Wolf Woman September 27, 2005
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radioactive vagina

when you have sex with someone you don't like that much and there is a lot of toxic fallout following you around later.
"Dude, don't do it. She acts like she's DTF but she's got a radioactive vagina."
by houdin September 25, 2015
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Radioactive TNT

The rarest Virgin that has a scream that goes up from 20 to 100 decibels.
Next to that it has a Burning hate towards itself and gets called cute when it certainly isn't...
"Hey are you that youtuber Radioactive TNT?"
Fuck off.
by Radioactive TNT May 30, 2021
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radioactive shit

shit so powerful it can blow up an entire town. also, if strong enough can charge an iphone.
"damn, you have some radioactive shit dude. i walked into the bathroom and my nose hairs caught on fire."
by eun0mia December 5, 2021
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radioactive yuri

for when the toxic yuri is so unhealthy toxic it turns radioactive. Only for true toxic yuri enthusiasts
fake himejoshis cower in fear at the presence radioactive yuri
by himejoshisupremecouncil September 22, 2023
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