angry rodent

A synonym for punk-pop star Avril Lavigne, derived from her perpetually pissed-off demeanor, posturing, and facial expressions. Can also be used to describe any teenaged girl with similar attributes.

Avril Lavigne is an angry rodent.

by Sean Wilkinson January 27, 2003

rectum rodent

aka "lemmywinks" this little critter traverses the gut and intestines of "Mr. Slave."

The fate of the "rectum rodent" became obvious when Mr. Garrison removed the tube from Mr. Slave's ass.

by Will, Chad January 26, 2003

ass rodent

a small furry critter inserted into the anal cavity of a male to provide stimulation and pleasure through the use of the mammal's tiny but sharp claws.

"Who let my ass rodent out of its cage?"

"When Dave came over, Mike took out the ass rodent."

by Ani & Melissa October 18, 2008

Urban Rodent

(Euphemism for "Hood Rat")

A language love child of internet slang and possibly l33t 5p34k. It's an almost unreadable mix and match of lowercase letters, numbers, and opinionated acronyms, which are often beyond morally and grammatically incorrect. It's commonly used to make ignorant points during internet arguments via Facebook and/or Twitter.

(IM in "Urban Rodent" VS. English)

Shaye ****:

u is hatin on h3r picx u gon pic her worse pic to show an she got otha sexy pics u is wron an datz my gurl so i no sh3 pretty plz take tha pic down an show thm that she now how 2 ware makeup an that cyber buslly

Foolishness & Fuckery:

Girl, I'm so damn offended by your improper grammar and failure to use simple & complete sentences....I'm so done with this conversation..step your English game up....

by MsAniManiac July 21, 2012

Syrian Rodent Bath

A sexual act involving a hamster, where two people fuck aggressively in a toilet stall of a fast food restaurant, and just as the man is about to ejaculate, he pulls his penis out of the woman. He then takes a hamster, grabs its paws and starts to stroke his penis using the hamster until he busts and drops the hamster into the puddle of semen on the floor. Occasionally, the hamster will bite the man's penis in self-defense, resulting in blood and an even bigger bath for the hamster.

I went to McDonalds the other day with my girlfriend, and in the toilet, we performed the Syrian Rodent Bath

by pipecleaner81 February 24, 2023

Radical Rodent

Quite possibly the greatest band ever from Connecticut. Born of the flames of some dragon or something. I dunno.

Were you at Radical Rodent's last concert? They rocked hard.

by annonomyous August 22, 2004

lip rodent

A bushy mustache, particularly one confined to the upper lip. Often grown for Movember by fools who don't know their head from their ass when it comes to proper facial hair grooming.

Yeah, I fucking dumped that lip rodent sporting tool; he spent so much time looking in the mirror he forgot to brush his teeth.

by REvisionIST February 26, 2018