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river sex

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when you and your SO are having a SUPER intimate evening (or morning or day i think) and decide to take things downtown by (or in) a river. its actually the best. try it.
dude jess and i had crazy ass river sex last night
by suzzybyakka August 23, 2021
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Columbia River Snowball

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An act of revenge that begins with shitting in a river and packing the pile like a snowball. Once the proper shape and consistency is achieved it can be hurled at the culprit.
Pat was tired of putting up with Rays taunts so he gave him a Columbia River Snowball.
by Thud Pickles March 30, 2009
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river snakes

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A skinny person's biceps
Check out that Ethiopian kid's biceps! He's got a mean pair of river snakes.
by MathosKotso September 6, 2008
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River Skank

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A river skank is a female hooker who is considered an absolute skank by the general population and usually hang around near rivers or any type of water. You can also find Sea Skanks and Swamp Skanks are the worst.

Generally a river skank is just referred to anyone who puts themselves up for prositution, they may not actually be bad looking, it depends on the context.
Chris you brought an absolute river skank to the villa last night.
by DubstepCraig August 14, 2016
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river shotty

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This requires using the straws that come with specific blunt brands, namely Bluntwraps. Any straw will do really. When the blunt is small enough to be placed in the straw, a river shotty is performed just the same way a regular shotty is. The main difference is that when the smoke is coming out of the straw it comes out much finer, thicker, and reliably than the end of a blunt. The term 'river' is there because it resembles a river of smoke rushing into the mouth of the person receiving the shotty.

Highly suggestible for those who have never tried it.
Jesus christ...Marilyn just gave me the sickest river shotty. That went straight to my head! God damn. Couldn't stop coughing though
by GrandMasterPizza June 4, 2010
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River-style

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When your girlfriend is so dirty and skanky, that she becomes a person that gives your friends secret underwater hand jobs while still pretending to be yours. Can be any body of water.
A few Bartles and Jaymeses and River-style Melissa shows up and milks the fellas behind my back.
by Incarsr8 April 10, 2020
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A famous line by the group Happatai, who sung the world famous Yatta! song.
Nippon Q Q
DEMO!!
Ashtala Wonderful!!
EASY RIDER SALAD THE MALL!!!!!
by Cloud November 16, 2004
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