Once upon a night I met a girl named Magarita,
Sitting on a street corner of North Montpelier,
Paid her 60 bucks so I could fuck her wet
vagina,
Rode her
like a bicycle, and got a free hummer,
But oh,
silly me, I forgot to glove my weaner,
Now it hurts to pee cos I got Gono-RIAA!
AIAIAIAIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!