by chinballs December 16, 2008
Get the Retrosexualmug. by The Console King December 28, 2005
Get the retrosexualmug. A Retrosexual Woman is a female who revels in 1940's style femininity--and abhors the coarseness of feminisim. Her stock in trade is an intoxicating combination of soft-spoken elegance, smoldering sensuality, and an air of wide-eyed innocence that most men cannot resist.
Armed with nothing more than a summer dress, a shy wink and a smile, a Retrosexual Woman never needs to pump her own gas or buy her own drink. At home she is a domestic diva who exudes a wholesome sensuality that is alluring no matter how she dresses or what she does. Always modest and wholesome, she is no harlot. But when she finally does take a man to her boudoir, she holds nothing back. He will be captivated by her love forever.
Femisinists sometimes (incorrectly) despise retrosexual females as totally subservient to and dependant on men the men in their lives. But a closer look soon reveals that it is the men who are serving the Retrosexual Woman. When the retrosexual female marries, her husband worships her and often spends his evenings joyfully rubbing her feet or massaging her neck.
Armed with nothing more than a summer dress, a shy wink and a smile, a Retrosexual Woman never needs to pump her own gas or buy her own drink. At home she is a domestic diva who exudes a wholesome sensuality that is alluring no matter how she dresses or what she does. Always modest and wholesome, she is no harlot. But when she finally does take a man to her boudoir, she holds nothing back. He will be captivated by her love forever.
Femisinists sometimes (incorrectly) despise retrosexual females as totally subservient to and dependant on men the men in their lives. But a closer look soon reveals that it is the men who are serving the Retrosexual Woman. When the retrosexual female marries, her husband worships her and often spends his evenings joyfully rubbing her feet or massaging her neck.
Susan never gets a traffic ticket no matter how fast she drives. She just smiles and winks at the officer, and he lets her go. It just isn't fair. She is such a Retrosexual Woman.
by Hot Lips Hannah August 10, 2010
Get the Retrosexual Womanmug. by DJ Fluff and Stuff April 26, 2010
Get the Retrosexualmug. The Console King:Have a look at this nes and snes i have and i love them!!!
Ozzy:You are such a retrosexual!!
Ozzy:You are such a retrosexual!!
by The Console King December 28, 2005
Get the Retrosexualmug. Danny, having lost his job and insurance during a fit of outsourcing, could not afford to pay retail for his hormones and in the true retrosexual form, was forced to revert to being Deb once more.
by andrjsh March 18, 2009
Get the retrosexualmug. by Doc Richmond March 23, 2011
Get the Retrosexualmug.