retarded island

when you smoke weed and get fucking stupider then a retard

i am officially on retarded island after that blunt

retarded island by evan martin123 May 2, 2018

retarded poop

poop that wont come out

I had been on the toilet due to this retarded poop

retarded poop by jaymo612 July 10, 2015

terminally retarded 

A person who is so retarded that it will most likely end in his/her own death.

Bob: That guy just answered an iron instead of his phone.

Prometheus: What a dumbass!

Bob: I would just die if I were terminally retarded...

terminally retarded by sevenlayercookie October 9, 2009

Retarded nigger faggot 

Retarded nigger faggot

Retarded nigger faggot

Retarded nigger faggot by Amogus sussy baka dababy haha July 29, 2022

Retarded Jarvis

When, while playing the Friday the 13th video game, a woefully under-skilled and pathetically useless player comes back as Tommy Jarvis.

“Oh great... we have a retarded Jarvis.”

Retarded Jarvis by Levaphed February 9, 2019

retarded 

me in everyday situations.

Jason: how are you
Me: I mean, me too, thanks

Jason: you are retarded

retarded by itsbrittneybitch July 18, 2018

Retarded Typing

A way of typing in which some noobs and dumbasses specialize in. Anyone can type like this. Some do, some don't.

TyPiNG LiKe dIs DOeS NOt MaKE u CoOL iT mAkEs yOu LoOK rEtArDeD!
DO NOT TYPE IN ALL CAPITALS!
Do Not Capitalize Every Single Word!
D0 n07 u53 57up1d 1337 y0u d4mn n3rd!
Do not u$e $ymbols dumb@$$!
- Retarded Typing

Retarded Typing by I<3Sgt.Frog August 9, 2010