rescue chimp

Much like a "captain save a ho" but only saves midnight looking women !

Look at Bobby being a true rescue chimp tonight !

by B*lo February 10, 2017

Rescue rope

When you poop and it touches the water before you pinch it off so it is touching both your butthole and the water at the same time.

Man I just dropped a rescue rope in your toilet.

by Uncle_Willy May 31, 2020

rescue squad

Most badass piece of fire apparatus that only the best firefighters get to ride. These firefighters usually say "fuck your ladder truck and fire engine!"

Rescue squad 1 to dispatch we are first special unit on scene place truck 6 ready

by Badass firefighter June 15, 2014

rescue snack

a snack usualy kept in a purse when hungry and your broke.

jill "im hungry and broke..."

bill "i've got rescue snacks!"

jill "hey! gimmie my purse back!"

by Omgitzsky May 7, 2009

Rescue Me

While it is also a popular show, "Rescue Me" is the BEST MADONNA SONG IN THE WORLD!

A refreshing change of pace from Madonna's usual frothy, effervescent songs of euphoric love such as "Material Girl" or "Lucky Star", "Rescue Me" is not really a "Into The Groove"-like dance song or a bouncy pop song such as "Holiday".

A song about a woman who cannot love, and feels like she's drowning because of her emotions.

"You bring me to my knees
While I'm scratching out the eyes
Of a world I want to conquer, and deliver, and despise,
And right when I am kneeling there
I suddenly begin to care,
It gives me hope that there could be
A person that loves me!

Rescue Me,
It's hard to believe
Your love has given me hope!
Rescue Me,
It's hard to believe
I'm drowning, baby throw out your rope!"

by je ne regrette pas August 25, 2011

Rescue Box

A term used for an Ambulance

1."We Need A Rescue Box At Pueblo Boulevard and Northern!!"

2."Requesting a Fleet of Rescue Boxes, we have a Bus Rollover!"

3."Hey Bro, Did You Clean The Rescue Box Today? It's Your Turn."
"Our Rescue Box got stuck in the drive-through at Jack in the Box."

by Ric-Hard March 8, 2011

Rescue Wife

When you marry a woman from a poor country and bring her back to your rich country, such as the United States, thereby rescuing her from poverty and oppression.

She: I'm going to adopt a rescue cat
He: I'm going to marry a rescue wife

by zevg January 30, 2017