Asshole Questions

1. A question that you ask to piss somone off

2. A question that only an asshole would ask

Aaron: "Jason, where's that email that pissed you off? Can I hit on your sister? What about your Mom? Does your wife still go down on you? Hey, what do you think Angelina is going to name her next foreign baby?"

Jason: "I can't take it anymore!! Stop asking me these asshole questions!!!"

by ClevelandDan November 18, 2009

ask no questions hear no lies

a sarcastic way of saying,"just don't fucking ask."

how was ur date with Lisa?.......ask no questions hear no lies

by bajan_taliban October 18, 2007

three questions

Is she hot?
Whould you hit it?
What's her name? (usualy not needed)

hopper - "my friend is coming into town."
shane (shampoo) - "three questions."
hopper - "Yes, Yes, Who cares."

by cheatham homie April 22, 2006

21 questions

An excuse for When a nigga wants to hear about ur sex life

Nigga: let’s play 21 questions

Bitch: sure, what size shoe are u?
Nigga: 8, you ever been in a 3 sum?

by Just that bitch okay July 12, 2022

i will be there at being a grammer and i will be there at least it's not only that but i don't know if you have any questions please feel free to contact me at any time with you and your family a

A random ass auto correct from my phone

I don't know how to put this into a sentence i will be there at being a grammer and i will be there at least it's not only that but i don't know if you have any questions please feel free to contact me at any time with you and your family a

by Imafatasscunt February 6, 2018

21 questions

50 cent's song !!!!!!!!!!!!!

"I'll ask 21 questions and they all about us."

by ~*50 fan*~ June 29, 2003

20 questions

when someone asks way too many question like when u are @ the poice station and they ask you questions.

I can't stand her! She like askin 20 question bout anyone i talk to. Who she think she is the FBI?

by slangologist November 29, 2004