Queefenstein's Monster

A hideous mythical beast expelled from a foul smelling vagina during coitus. Occurs only during a full moon. The unleashed beast is evil and devours puppies and small children.

Dude, while I was doing your mother last night she expelled a Queefenstein's Monster that ate my dog.

by The Disturbed Doctor October 10, 2009

queefer

One who queefs. A Queef is a pussy fart created through conscience control of the vaginal muscles.

She wrapped her legs around my face and then pronounced that she was Queen LaQueefer and proceeded to queef the loudest and most disguisting smelling pussy fart that I have ever heard and smelled.

by Anonymous November 7, 2003

queffed

To have been killed.

Two guys just showed up and queffed Jim

by LDotRappa December 5, 2020

Queefer Sutherland

1. A clever and innovative way of calling one a queef, while also demonstrating your vast knowledge of the artistic stylings of Kiefer Sutherland.

So he really took a shit on your girlfriend's chest huh? What a Queefer Sutherland...

by dingleberry jones March 2, 2005

creepy queefer

The slutty chick no one wants to be associated with.

That bitch is such a creepy queefer!!

by Daniel Mcneal July 21, 2006

Queefest

The coolest person on the block, who queefs on command!

Jordan- “did you hear about the queefest girl at our school”
Michael- “No, what?”
Jordan- “bro she queefs on command!”

by Flarpmasterflex November 14, 2021

queefelicious

A queef that is to delicious to be a queef. It may taste different depending on the vaginal care. For example a weel kept one may taste like rasberrys.

guy : Wow that queef tasted like peach

girl : that was no queef, that was queefelicious

by Big mike man November 24, 2021