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Queef

A exit of air from the female body through the vagina. Usually caused by heavy sexual intercorse. Or by air being blown into the vagina.
Nick blew air into my vagina when he was eating me out, and i queefed all over his face. But we both shared a good laugh.
by Breezi October 9, 2005
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Queef

When a woman blows air out of her coochie coo.
Oh my god, I think she just queefed. And by queef, I mean she blew air out of her coochie coo.
by Ricardo Montalbon November 28, 2003
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Queef

Sticking your penis into a vagina and the vagina letting a little bit of air out at a time.
Cartshart: "I can not belive layla done queef'd on my dick last night".
by KMONEY9674 August 27, 2023
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Queef

You dumasses its a pussy fart...
This bitch in my class queefed and blamed it on me.
by the clit commander April 9, 2003
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Queef

Queef ('kweef) n. a sexual activity in which the female genitalia release a (pfffffphpfff) wet vibrating lip noise, referred to as a vaginal fart or vart. can occur during intercourse (shunting the sidings, berrying the bone, parking the pink buss, slamming the lamb, etc!), cunnilingus (it is recomended that u DO NOT queef during oral), and digit* manipulation (fingering/masterbation), *digit can be replaced with: cucumber, dildo, vibrator, candles, coke cans, or other household/industrial objects (up to and including a jackhammer)
"I love the smell of Queef in the morning" (A vietnam war film (1979))

"when i was tickling my ladys fair pink in the castle courtyard, she did Queef it a most desperate and shrill manner" King Henri VIII about anne bowling.

"my girlfriend loves to Queef on demand"

"my girlfriend loves to queef with a ping pong ball in her snatch"
by King of the Queef November 2, 2003
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Queef

A fart that comes out of your pussy. It usually happens when you’re nervous or you got your pussy stretched out.
Zion: “Hey.”
BEANZ: “OMFG ZION SAID HEY TO ME AND I JUST QUEEFED!”
by niggamuch October 27, 2018
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Queef

what perverted dads say if they hear a female fart
girl: *farts*
dad: you queef?
by easportstothegay December 15, 2021
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