quaraneturbation

The act of pleasuring ones self with or without an audience while being quarantined.

Alex after being quarantined during a global pandemic, liked to pass the time by making quaraneturbation videos.

by Les Nessman April 14, 2020

Quaranstoner

Simply put, someone who gets stoned during a quarantine. Such as the current COVID-19 quarantine.

Can also be used as a verb: to get ‘quaranstoned’.

Not being able to work has turned me into such a quaranstoner!

Josh never smokes pot, but since the quarantine, he’s turned into quite the quaranstoner!

Wanna FaceTime and get quaranstoned?!

by Nikpik1234 April 20, 2020

quarantunes

Music enjoyed under times of quarantine.

Live quarantunes tonight. Tune in, or tune out!

by ShardsInDaLeg April 21, 2020

Quarantitties

When a female has been quarantined so long that she’s gained enough weight to also gain a cup size.

Damn Haley been cooped up so long she done came out with some quarantitties

by Morgasm from gpt April 21, 2020

quarantitties

When you gain weight during quarantine that goes straight to your boobs

John: Damn, have you seen Maggie’s snap story lately?
Sam: Yeah dude! This COVID-19 has given her some massive quarantitties!

by koalakid3377 April 15, 2020

Quarant-ine

A significant other with whom you are social distancing during the Coronavirus quarantine

Will you be my quarant-ine?

by wafffal March 30, 2020

Quarantutionalized

Having been placed in quarantine one establishes practices and customs similar to institutionalized which makes it difficult to re-engage with society.

Looks like lots of people have been quarantutionalized, showing up in public in pajamas, bed head, and looking for the strongest WiFi.

by Psychnat June 22, 2020