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She got dat quanua booty
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Quansegiliousis

Having a strong connection or addiction to Shia Lebouf. Also being bias to anything generally related to Shia Lebouf.
Since I have admired Shia Lebouf for a while I now have Quansegiliousis.
by GooseMaster14 May 9, 2021
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Quanstale Ringle

Quanstale Ringle is the son of Quandale and Dingle, he was later remained as Mr. Carter. He is now a History teacher of the Chip universe an its chippers.
wow, Civilsus really likes Quanstale Ringles badussy
by Cheese Rat1-11 May 15, 2022
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A Ji Quanson

A short Caribbean kid who falls a lot and jerks off to Cristiano Ronaldo's adams apple. Usually has big nostrils.
You're a Ji Quanson

You're technically saying that a fall a lot and I'm short.
by Schquagadangleschnitdolling August 9, 2016
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quänts

1. (noun) a mysterious number between three and four which has an undefined and undefinable value and can only be used in counting when the item it represents differs significantly in nature from the group of items being counted (for instance, a spatula when counting geese). There can be multiple quänts as long as each differs significantly in nature from all other items being counted.

2. (noun) a mysterious number between three and four which is represented in finger counting by a half-raised finger.

3. (noun) the name for an item which is counted as the quänth number in a sequence.

4. (adjective) inexplicable; otherworldly; defying the laws of the universe
1. a.) If you have three bottles of salad dressing and one cup of coffee, you have quänts bottle of salad dressing. If another bottle of salad dressing is added, you have four bottles of salad dressing. b.) If five of your friends, one pig, one squirrel, and one parakeet are in an otherwise empty room, and someone asks, "What is in this room?", you should answer, "Five of my friends." If two of your friends and the parakeet leave the room and someone asks you the question again, you would say, "Quänts of my friends."

2. one (index finger), two (middle finger), three (ring finger), quänts (half raised pinky), four (fully raised pinky)

3. When you have three shoes and one dolphin, you have quänts shoes, and the dolphin is the quänts.

4. a.) If a flaming ball glue and feathers descends from the sky and destroys your house, your life is quänts. b.) If you have a hat, you give the hat to your friend, your friend mates it with another hat which births a baby hat, dips all three hats in chocolate, gives them back to you, and you give them to the moon as a Christmas present, your friend might say, "That was quänts." c.) I woke up this morning to find I was an oyster-god-mother. It was utterly quänts.
by Jacck Quänts December 20, 2010
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Quantus theory

The concept that it's much better to emigrate to Australia than live in a tired and rather shabby looking United Kingdom. The theory sounds great, but is complicated by the Drongo Uncertainty Principle, in which you either live in Australia but realise it's not as great as you thought it would be (which usually occurs when the deadly finger-web spider bites you on the funnel) OR you're in the UK, it's cold, wet, and dismal, and you've just been mugged for your mobile phone, and so you dream of an idyllic life in the sun playing with large friendly marsupials (known as 'Ozzies').
In the UK:
Gerald: 'That Johnny in the hooded top just beat me up and took my phone!'
Edward: 'Ahhhh! Playing with the Ozzies in the balmy climes of Australia would be so much better!'
Gerald: 'Ahhh! Quantus theory!'
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Simultaneously in Australia:
Tadger: 'Bollocks mate! I just got bit on the funnel by a finger-web spider!'
Johnno: 'No wucking furries mate, we'll move to England.'
Tadger: 'Rack off! That's just Quantus theory!'
by Pedrosa von Beagle September 10, 2008
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Quansexual

When you mistake the Q in LGBTQ+ with quansexual.

quansexual is when you are sexually attracted to the quan. Not the person doing it, the MOVE.

you can do the quan, just not my friend quan. I fucked him so that makes me quansexual
quansexual- hit the quan real hard. ;)
by wheres ur mimmy at November 23, 2018
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