Quadir

Someone who stays on their grind and keeps it 100 no matter what and who has a lot of money and does not give a fuck about if a girl breaks up with him also gets girlfriend

Girlfriend: I'm breaking up with you.

Quadir: I don't give a fuck bitch

by Get bitches June 17, 2017

Twabbing a Quab

When a seal is banging you and you poop out a baby. then the seal hits it in the head with a shovel, then hits you in the head with a shovel for being a stupid human. Then continues to bang you and when it is done poops in/on you.

The opposite of quabbing a twab.

When the seal came to the zoo he was twabbing a quab.

by 8mileistheshit October 11, 2010

Scatter quail

The act of defecating. When you’re taking a dump and it flies out of you as if you released caged quail and almost makes a fluttering noise.

Dude I just scattered quail and stained the porcelain!

Did you see what Joey did to the bathroom? It looks like someone threw brownie mix at the toilet. Dude we call that scattering quail!

Bro I just scattered quail!!!

Man after that buffet I need to scatter quail.

by The gray fox August 31, 2019

Mohammed Quadir

A truly inspiring human being. Mohammed Quadir is who you can rely on when the going gets tough, or things aren't quite an EpicPooPlay.

Scream his name, and everything will be better.

Also can be used as a term of excitement.

Has mythic powers. Rather than turning water into wine, he can turn it into an EpicPooPlay.

Person 1 - Ha bro did you see that kill I got on EpicPooPlay#2326?

Person 2 - Yeah mate it was pretty Mohammed Quadir.

by EpicPooPlay October 14, 2021

Dream on Dennis Quaid

Used to shoot down someone's thoughts, actions, or feelings in a witty and formal way.

It is a reference to the move, Dreamscape, where Dennis Quaid plays the main role. He enters people's dreams and helps them conquer their fears.

Person A: "I've been wanting to ask you this for a long time...will you marry me?"

Person B: "Dream on Dennis Quaid"

by Mr. Councilman April 25, 2011

roast the quail

Smoke weed

The ovens on high when I roast the quail
Tell bill Clinton to go and inhale

by Poopoo420 November 29, 2019

quail egging

when a man has anal sex with his male or female partner, thus resulting in a gaping asshole, which the man then decides to drops his balls into. Then the partner proceeds to contract his or her rectum, which causes the other's balls to be stuck incredibly uncomfortably inside his partner's anus.

Only a total bitch would ever try quail egging my balls unless of course it was Meryl Streep.

by john john September 19, 2006