a box cutter or other encased razor blade used to hijack all the planes on September 11.
I need the Al Qaeda Knife to open this package.
by megenb April 18, 2009
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n. The blanket that someone in front of a webcam uses to create a professional environment and hide clutter from the bedroom or office from which they are filming/speaking. Named for the blankets which terrorist organizations sometimes use (or would use if they were smart) in order to release recorded statements without revealing their location.
I feel kind of weird giving my analysis of the State of the Union address with my closet in the background, so I'm gonna set up an al-Qaeda blanket, and I'll look like I'm in that super-professional anti-space where all the car commercials happen.
by GenerationFail March 21, 2011
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A way better term than libtard.
(do NOT use unironicly)
Liberal: i just believe that science is true
Conservative: oh you liberals and your liberalchemy
Liberal: can you please stop insulting everyone who opposes you?
Conservative: ok, liberal-qaeda
by Friendly Definitionist October 31, 2020
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Individuals, as a group, who usually identify as gender fluid and adopt an aggressive attitude towards those indifferent to or in opposition to their cause. They often deploy bullying, doxxing and hate campaigns against real or perceived opponents.
The Shea Qaeda attacked her because of her tweets about transgender individuals.
by Tekdeng1 June 23, 2021
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An action, statement or item that is wildly outdated or passé.
Your tribal arm band tattoo is so al-Qaeda.

Sarah Palin? She's so al-Qaeda!
by IBON4IT May 4, 2011
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When a suicide bomber accidentally detonates explosive device, during action of getting his dirty terrorist penis serviced glory hole style......in a local shithole bar restroom.
"Psychologically destroyed Woman found violently choking in the restroom of a local shithole bar, after known terrorists' drunken bombing schinaniagans leaves him totally fucked and one severed and extremely dirty penis jammed down the groaning crackheads throat". Crowning the "Al Qaeda kickstand", as the most unique way to send some crazy bitch to the looney bin, in 2018.
by Seezar Sewickley January 6, 2018
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