by megenb April 18, 2009
n. The blanket that someone in front of a webcam uses to create a professional environment and hide clutter from the bedroom or office from which they are filming/speaking. Named for the blankets which terrorist organizations sometimes use (or would use if they were smart) in order to release recorded statements without revealing their location.
I feel kind of weird giving my analysis of the State of the Union address with my closet in the background, so I'm gonna set up an al-Qaeda blanket, and I'll look like I'm in that super-professional anti-space where all the car commercials happen.
by GenerationFail March 21, 2011
Only performed by Level 82+ Afghan niggas, and with a penile erectoligist present in the case of a medical emergency, where two 12 inch + Turban wearing dudes (or trannies) Lay on their backs with their erect penises pointing up at a 80-100 degree angle (Professionals can get precisely 90 degrees every time) have men with sheisties throw paper airplanes at their dicks, hitting them at the perfect angle to make them cumshot up to 90 meters. Professionals have reportedly shot up to 150 meters reaching speeds of the American Airlines Flight 11 plane itself, but this takes years of practice to master.
Osama Bin Laden reportedly used Al-Qaeda Flicker Gooning to prepare the members of Al-Qaeda for their attacks on the world trade center in NY.
by NigerianFlickerGooner9000 December 23, 2024
Liberal: i just believe that science is true
Conservative: oh you liberals and your liberalchemy
Liberal: can you please stop insulting everyone who opposes you?
Conservative: ok, liberal-qaeda
Conservative: oh you liberals and your liberalchemy
Liberal: can you please stop insulting everyone who opposes you?
Conservative: ok, liberal-qaeda
by Friendly Definitionist October 31, 2020
by IBON4IT May 04, 2011
When a suicide bomber accidentally detonates explosive device, during action of getting his dirty terrorist penis serviced glory hole style......in a local shithole bar restroom.
"Psychologically destroyed Woman found violently choking in the restroom of a local shithole bar, after known terrorists' drunken bombing schinaniagans leaves him totally fucked and one severed and extremely dirty penis jammed down the groaning crackheads throat". Crowning the "Al Qaeda kickstand", as the most unique way to send some crazy bitch to the looney bin, in 2018.
by Seezar Sewickley January 06, 2018
Individuals, as a group, who usually identify as gender fluid and adopt an aggressive attitude towards those indifferent to or in opposition to their cause. They often deploy bullying, doxxing and hate campaigns against real or perceived opponents.
by Tekdeng1 June 23, 2021