The act of being attacked by a terriorist. Used when going to London especially when travelling on the underground, but can be used in conjunction with London in general.
ELLE: You going to come upto London with me?
Chaz: What? And risk being al qaedaed?
by Chaz the fourth July 25, 2006
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A Bunch of fucking towelheads.
- Whats this i hear about the Al Qaeda on the news.

- i think they bought new towels for their heads or something, fuckin assholes.
by Patrick O' Hoolahan November 19, 2010
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1. The far-right wing cult led by false prophet Donald Trump who religiously believe in his ultimate authority. They are known for their attack on the Capitol of the United States on January 6th, 2021 during a Constitutional session to confirm electoral votes that would officially elect Joe Biden the 46th presidency of the United States.

2. Really dumb hillbillies who wear stupid hats and fly stupid flags.

3. White nationalist racist terrorists.
I went to the Cracker Barrel off I-75 the other day and I swear I was at a Y’all Qaeda convention, broke crackers everywhere!
by John Tallant January 9, 2021
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( ˈtē\-ky-də; translation: "debase") is a American semi-militant semi-Christian mostly nutty organization founded by David H. Koch, and drug addict Glenn Beck at some point after President Barack Obama's election of 2008, and some say even earlier. It operates as a network comprising groups of racist, crazy militants and a radical Christian movement calling for American religious state with strict interpretation of Christian law or the Wild Wild West. It has been designated as a terrorist organization by real Americans and most in other countries.

Tea-Qaeda has attacked civilian that believe in true freedom and equality for all and government targets in various states, including the latest attack by Ted Cruz with the government shutdown which has cost Americans $24 billion, blocking marriage equality at every opportunity and working to block healthcare for poorer Americans. The U.S. government responded to the attacks by launching Obamacare. With the outing of key leaders and bank rollers, real Americans have started to see Tea-Qaeda for what it is, racist, homophobic, dumb poor folks who watch to much TV and don’t know or care how to fact check something. Tea-Qaeda's operations have devolved from a manufactured group by drug addict Glenn Beck, (bank rolled by rich old white folks that could give a rats butt about those in the spewing there vomit) to something more akin to monkeys flinging poo at a window.
by Equality for All October 17, 2013
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Muslims that dont like us. Suicidal bombers and shooters similar to isis except they are good hide and seek players for hiding America’s Most Wanted Osama bin laden.
The navy seals found and assassinated al-qaedas great hero then threw his head in the ocean TRAGIC Like every hide and seek game eventually you will get seeked
by KingInnaEarth February 2, 2021
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n.total dickheads
adj. to have the qualities of a dickhead
1. Al Qaeda is a group of dickheads.
2. George was being totally Al qaeda today.
by poop April 9, 2005
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The teabagger and especially teahadist followers of "Ayn" Rand Paul for U.S. Senate in Kentucky. They usually hail from outside the state. In fact, most of them do.

This group's propensity toward domestic terrorism is sometimes encouraged by the Rand Paul campaign, in its explicit support of militia activity and unrestricted firearm ownership.
The Rand Paul campaign is yet again rallying Ayn Qaeda for a money bomb.
by 21st Century Soothsayer April 4, 2010
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