Puny Toast

A Special Sandwich soaked in egg yolk, fried on both sides and then folded with a filling of mashed potatoes.

I love having Puny Toast with my evening tea.

by Jazzmonox December 23, 2010

Punis

Smelly penis

“Pew! You got a punis bro”

by Dr Heinz Doofenshmirtz July 25, 2022

Puny-but-funy

A bad joke that is made bad on purpose and is actually funny because it is so bad.

I have a book of puny-but-funy jokes.

by Nonweeb August 1, 2024

Puny Homo

Miniscule homo-sexual individual unable to lift more than 30 lbs, unassisted.
PN: Technical director of the Puny and Chomez show.
PN: H. Badger

A Puny homo was crushed when attempting to move a transmitter... Film at 11:00

by Abby Normal August 24, 2022

Punis

A pathetic little ninny who most definitely misses the toilet when they pee.

Gwyneth Paltrow is the definition of Punis.

by iluvsoup May 5, 2020

Punis

Pronounced : pun- is

The Scottish phrase in which Scots call penis.

"Here, a heard Derek's got a huge punis"

by Punislord October 31, 2015

Punis

The quality of being otherworldly/extraterrestrial.

He emanated an air of punis as he emerged, face glowing, from the spacecraft.

by Dame Teacher March 5, 2022