Puni

Short for Punjab. A person who is ideally from India that is on permanent retainer from a business in the US. Their job duties consist of basic clerical and data entry like projects..

Dude, dont do that nonsense, let me email my Puni and he will take care of it.

by ponzi_joe January 5, 2016

Punis

The quality of being otherworldly/extraterrestrial.

He emanated an air of punis as he emerged, face glowing, from the spacecraft.

by Dame Teacher March 5, 2022

Puny-but-funy

A bad joke that is made bad on purpose and is actually funny because it is so bad.

I have a book of puny-but-funy jokes.

by Nonweeb August 1, 2024

Puni

This word can literally mean anything you want it to. It is most commonly used to describe something/someone that is small and/or cute, or you can refer to someone using the word as a nickname. It is pronounced 'poo-knee'.

"Omg that baby is so puni!"

"Look at how puni that dog is"

"I love you, puni"

by Cheyenne Ramirez August 3, 2019

Puny Homo

Miniscule homo-sexual individual unable to lift more than 30 lbs, unassisted.
PN: Technical director of the Puny and Chomez show.
PN: H. Badger

A Puny homo was crushed when attempting to move a transmitter... Film at 11:00

by Abby Normal August 24, 2022

Punis

Pronounced : pun- is

The Scottish phrase in which Scots call penis.

"Here, a heard Derek's got a huge punis"

by Punislord October 31, 2015

Punis

A pathetic little ninny who most definitely misses the toilet when they pee.

Gwyneth Paltrow is the definition of Punis.

by iluvsoup May 5, 2020