pandemonium

When 10 year old girls scream their fucking heads off because the gay ass girly Jonas Brothers get on stage.

Why the fuck is ther so much pandemonium?
Because those stupid Jonas Brothers got on stage

by Jonas Brothers suck balls 57 February 4, 2009

puigdemonium

Amer. /pooch-duh-MOH-nee-uhm/
Brit. /pooch-dee-MUHW-nee-uhm/
(n., pl. puigdemonia, -iums)

The gray area between dependence and independence, esp. one that has exhibited violent disarray. A sort of independence, but not exactly.

Etym.: A play on pandemonium and Carles Puigdemont – a separatist leader of Catalonia from the 2nd half of the 2010s, who first declared its independence from Spain only to suspend it seconds later so they could negotiate. This prompted the Spanish government to officially inquire "So, are you independent or what?".

A: Today I'm not going to drink.
B: Really?
A: Yeah, I'm not dependent on alcohol – I can abstain if I choose to.
B: That's wonderful! Let's celebrate! Here, have some rakija, then we can go break some toilet sinks.
A: Sure, a glass of rakija doesn't hurt... Oh, wait, that's totally puigdemonium!
B: Push them WHAT onion!?
A: Puig - de - mo - ni - um – my non-dependence deserves to be honored with some booze, yet if I do that I can't claim it anymore.
B: Sounds more like barber's paradox but whatever you say, bro. *glug*

by слова за смет October 24, 2017

pandermonium

What generally happens at a gathering of Democrats (US) or generally any political party of progressives after they've spent several decades pandering to special-interest groups for cheap votes, and the chickens finally come home to roost. Typically what will happen is that during electioneering, all these special-interest groups (Black Lives Matter, Black Panthers, Feminists, Communists, Socialists, Islamic radicals, Palestinians, ISIS, etc) will crawl out of the woodwork to vie for a bigger slice of the pie and will start attacking and killing each other, stomping on the country's flag, destroying property, etc., all resulting in complete and utter chaos and pandemonium. This ridiculous spectacle will be broadcast for all to see just how bad progressives and their policies are, thus ironically torpedoing their chances of winning the election. Derived from "to pander" which is a defining characteristic of progressive political parties, and "pandemonium".

Did you see this year's Democratic National Convention?? It was total pandermonium all around!

by hellznrg July 29, 2016

Pandemonium

A bunch of pimple faced ghey boi teens that think pwning in a video game actually means something.

by Anonymous July 15, 2003

pandemonium

a game invented in Piedmont, CA by the class of 2010, where a group of people camps out in a stranger's backyard until the family confronts you then you yell "PANDEMONIUM!" and scatter like rodents. Unless the family is visible in the window, in which case you bang on the window yelling and screaming "PANDEMONIUM!"

pandemonium is a fuckin exilarating game! (better when drunk)

by anonymous949 October 1, 2007

pandermonium

n. pandemonium as caused by a pimp.

by ploppy November 21, 2002

Pandaemonium

1) Any of various arboreal rodents of the genus Sciurus and related genera of the family Sciuridae, having a long flexible bushy tail and including the fox squirrel, gray squirrel, and red squirrel. Also called tree squirrel.
2) Any of various other rodents of the family Sciuridae, as the ground squirrel or the flying squirrel.
3) The fur of one of these rodents.

Middle English squirel, from Anglo-Norman esquirel, from Vulgar Latin *scriolus, diminutive of *scrius, alteration of Latin scirus, from Greek skiouros : ski, shadow + our, tail; see ors- in Indo-European Roots.

by Dr. Wesley Xavier Phineas T. Quisterberry May 15, 2003