Puerto Rican shotgun

the center seat front seat in a car or (especially) a pickup truck

I was driving. Jose had shotgun and Miguel had Puerto Rican shotgun.

by Michael Q Lopez June 11, 2005

Puerto Rican Shower

The act of covering your clothes/body with air freshener in order to remove body odor.

I had a date in 5 minutes but i didnt have time to shower, so i gave myself the old Puerto Rican Shower.

by dexers_lab July 27, 2009

Puerto rican sunglasses

When a person falls asleep with their head tilted backwards, and another person puts their testicals over the passed out persons eyes.

That random guy from the party last night passed out way too early...so he got the puerto rican sunglasses.

by Arctic02Z September 3, 2010

puerto rican slurpee

A puerto rican slurpee is when one sexual partner puts a straw on the others penis and slurps out the semen inside.

Jason, "Hey bitch, wanna slob on my knob"

Kierstin, "Ok, ill give you a puerto rican slurpee

by jasonisabossenskower March 13, 2010

puerto rican stinkin ass bitch

only describes the fewest of latino (I'm better than you white people)attitudes only exceeded by her vast knowledge of all, which only proves how dumb/irrational a mexican/puerto rican Bitch really is; commonly waking up at 4 in the morning with a Dumb Bitchattitude;repeatedly
asking stupid questions like ex: "Where is a gas station.....you should know your a mechanic" when she's on the busiest freeway in the world the 405

ex1;This puerto rican stinkin ass bitch thinks I have mapquest in my fucken head. ex2; Gina why does your vaginal cavity stink, did you shower tonight, you puerto rican stinkin ass bitch.

by Jeremy 'of' so cal October 16, 2006

Puerto Rican Steamboat

A girl takes a shit, melts it in her pussy and the guy eats it out.

Dude, my girl pulled a puerto rican steamboat last night. It was awesome!!!

by GoldenFalis March 16, 2009

Puerto Rican Sea Trout

While swimming in the ocean/pool you lower your bathing suit to show just your ass cheeks, sometimes even the dark hole. then you plunge above water then quickly dive to reveal just your ass towards anyone in the vicinity

Mike Willard puerto rican sea trouted tom while at the beach and the little children on the shore were disgusted.

by tom nesdill November 7, 2009