Vanessa Pudgens

What American actress Vanessa Hudgens would be called if she started gaining weight.

Mark: Yo man, you seen Vanessa Hudgens lately?

Jeff: Pfft...more like Vanessa PUDGENS... Homegirl seriously needs to go easy on the holiday binge eating.

by Richard_Hungwell December 3, 2020

carpe pudendem

'Seize the dick.'
Something you wear on a t-shirt at Catholic school and when anyone asks you say, 'Dude, shake my hand.' Otherwise an open invitation.

"Carpe pudendem."
"Don't ever, ever use that in a sentence, ever again. Here, hold this."

by 3ric September 7, 2008

pudendum

The section between the snatch and the bunghole on a ho. Fun to nibble.

Pudendum, homie. Pudendum.

by HarvesterOfSorrow December 21, 2003

pudendashit

it is a dingle berry on the end of you penis after fucking a woman in the ass, then puting it in her vagina. pudendashit= shit from the asshole inserted into the vagina.

damn, after a night of cray fucking i pulled out and i noticed a large pudendashit on the end of my dick.

by J-hole November 26, 2006

pudent

A nonsociable person. Someone who thinks like a douche, & acts like a dick. You choose to stay at home with your crayons & coloring book in stead of going out && partying with your friends.

"Stop being such a pudent! You ALWAYS sit and color in your damn coloring book! GOD! GAY FAG!"

by Megan Fredrickson December 21, 2007

pudendilingus

licking the pudenda for sexual stimulation; cunnilingus or fellatio.

The girl is against pudendilingus. She neither allows cunnilingus on her nor performs fellatio.

by uttam maharjan November 2, 2011

pudent

a dick head, usually dumb & likes to mope around all day. They would rather sit home & color in their coloring book then go out partying with friends.

Girl: Hey theres a party out on the east side, wanna go?
Pudent: No, I'm almost done coloring Moses.
Girl: ughh.. You're such a pudent...

by Megan Fredrickson January 4, 2008