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Professor Dog

The famous UC Barkeley teacher that is famous for teaching Ecodogmics AND Algebark. He is also a dog.
Professor Dog: And that sums up the reasoning behind why cats purr and not bark.
Student: Why would you purr when you could bark? If I was a cat I would say fuck purr.
Professor Dog: Excuse me, but did you just say fuck Professor Dog?
by Tweeaaked October 20, 2008
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professor pronunciation

The unusual pronunciation of common words by university professors.
My history professor says "Po-land" instead of "Poland." Is it really the land of the Po?

I thought "God" rhymed with "odd" but my professor says "Gah-haw-d" as if it had three syllables.

Dude, that's professor pronunciation; get used to it.
by chingaleta December 31, 2008
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Professor

Someone who talks in someone else's sleep.
Why does Professor Connolly always put on a video right after I eat lunch?
by Sjconnolly August 22, 2008
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Professor Membrane

Professor Membrane is an awesome scientist in the best show ever to come out of Nickelodeon, "Invader Zim". He is the father of Dib (Zim's arch-nemesis) and Gaz. Unfortunately since evil Nickelodeon cancelled the show we will never find out more about this eccentric randomly yelling scientist guy. Professor Membrane is also know for the creation of "Super toast" which sounds pretty awesome to me.
"Not now son, I'm making TOAST!" -Professor Membrane (exclaiming to Dib)
by invader_adie October 22, 2009
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Professor Wikipedia

A term used by college students to save some embarrassment of telling their professor that they used wikipedia as a source
"Did you hear MAx's excuse for his bad bibliography?"
"No, what'd he put?"
"He listed a Professor Wikipedia lecture on chemistry as one of his sources!"
"Wow. What a lame excuse. The teacher won't buy it."
by Maudlin La An May 4, 2010
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Professor response

(n) A type of response in which the sender types a long, formal and neat e-mail, only to get an extremely brief response.
The student, or sender's email:
Dear Professor, regarding your current work of study, I recently discovered that your field of work has been a long-time academic interest of mine. I know that you are a busy man, but would it be rude of me to inquire if there was any type of research or assistance that a student could possibly involve him or herself with? If not, I would completely understand. However, please note my current grades and classes would prove as ample evidence as to my worth.
Sincerely, John Doe (#555555555)

The professor response:
see me
by yuudachi January 11, 2011
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Facebook Professor

A dingus (male or female) that thinks because they like science pages and share their posts, that they have a PhD from Facebook University.
Okay bruh we get it that Bill Nye is cool, No need to be a Facebook Professor about it.
by Butholeman September 10, 2015
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