The baddest bitch around, she the most gorgeous person you will ever meet, Jade is this awesome amazing girl, whos a awesome friend, as she is always there for her friends, she sticks up for what she believes is right, all the time, shes loyal to who is loyal to her, but will not be walked all over, she trusts until she has a reason not too and beliebes in second chances. Shes a big dreamer and determind to make her dreams reality, shes not afraid to say how she feels, shes very caring, very mad, and just an all-round nice person and friend. ALSO;Jade is a very beautiful girl, you just want her so bad.. Shes Unreal.<3
by BABYMOMMA:) June 13, 2011
Does like to sing in the shower
Doesnt like when people poor chemicals into the earth
Does like to dance like a sexy race horse
Doesnt like to clean cat poo out of the garden
Does like freedom and confidence
Doesnt like narrow minded superficial jargon
Does like to laugh and cook organic yummies
Doesnt like when kids dont wear helmets while riding bikes
Doesnt like when people poor chemicals into the earth
Does like to dance like a sexy race horse
Doesnt like to clean cat poo out of the garden
Does like freedom and confidence
Doesnt like narrow minded superficial jargon
Does like to laugh and cook organic yummies
Doesnt like when kids dont wear helmets while riding bikes
#1 Kitten in back alley: "Meow" .......
Christopher Proctor: "Get out...Ahhhh!"
#2 Cute NYC Boy "OMG, My mom bought me this Prada purse, true motherly love"
Christopher Proctor: "I just threw up in my mouth"
#3 Oil company: "Lets dig for oil, and stink up the earth"
Christopher Proctor "No."
Christopher Proctor: "Get out...Ahhhh!"
#2 Cute NYC Boy "OMG, My mom bought me this Prada purse, true motherly love"
Christopher Proctor: "I just threw up in my mouth"
#3 Oil company: "Lets dig for oil, and stink up the earth"
Christopher Proctor "No."
by hmmmmm5892 October 17, 2011
The Sweetest Boy in the WHOLE World. He will give you butterflies in your stomach without even having to try. He WILL make you smile more than you ever have before in your life. One glance at him and its over: you've fallen hard. :)
by fallinghard:) February 09, 2010
A man with tiny genitalia and little girth, normally impotent. High sex drive low output, who enjoys freakish Christmas sex.
by Proctor December 27, 2019
A guy with a big as dick and all the girls get wet over is peng looks also he is a great guy to talk to
by TJ proctor June 04, 2016
A monitored academic assessment. Everyone over 50 should have a proctored exam as a preventative educational check-up.
Proctored exams are administered by proctologists, who are tasked with being as anal about preventing you from cheating as possible.
Proctored exams are administered by proctologists, who are tasked with being as anal about preventing you from cheating as possible.
My online proctored exam was overseen by Proctor Dre, who made me turn off my NWA playlist in case it contained hidden messages.
by mountedandloaded November 29, 2019
by Walesarehippoes November 15, 2017