(Procto-rex-us)
(Noun) the sate of a torn rectum; an asshole that has been ruptured, whether it be natural ex: a life-altering shit, or artificial ALMOST making it over that fence on a rainy day; the literal equivalent to "I'll tear you a new asshole"
(Noun) the sate of a torn rectum; an asshole that has been ruptured, whether it be natural ex: a life-altering shit, or artificial ALMOST making it over that fence on a rainy day; the literal equivalent to "I'll tear you a new asshole"
If you defy me, I will perform proctorhexis on you
Dude, he suffered a major case of proctorhexis, just look at the size of his bunghole!
Dude, he suffered a major case of proctorhexis, just look at the size of his bunghole!
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Many Proctor offsprings have genes different to that of the parent, differing in skin colour. Proctors are usually an outgoing bunch and enjoy the easy life, some might say they are lazy. Food is their main companion and some could even say that a Proctor is indeed, a dumbass.
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Proctor People have lived in southern Maryland and it has been said that they derive from in breeding.
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me: i know stop it
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2. When a man carries on his family name via butt pregnancy.
3. The very moment you realize that a rectal exam is in your near future.
2. When a man carries on his family name via butt pregnancy.
3. The very moment you realize that a rectal exam is in your near future.
1. Daryl's children believed in prosterity, much to his dismay.
2. Herb discovered his prosterity and decided to keep it despite the inevitable hemorrhoids that would concurrently haunt him.
3. Jim suddenly sat down when a moment of prosterity fell upon him.
2. Herb discovered his prosterity and decided to keep it despite the inevitable hemorrhoids that would concurrently haunt him.
3. Jim suddenly sat down when a moment of prosterity fell upon him.
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