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Proctorhexis

(Procto-rex-us)
(Noun) the sate of a torn rectum; an asshole that has been ruptured, whether it be natural ex: a life-altering shit, or artificial ALMOST making it over that fence on a rainy day; the literal equivalent to "I'll tear you a new asshole"
If you defy me, I will perform proctorhexis on you

Dude, he suffered a major case of proctorhexis, just look at the size of his bunghole!
by gotbored,wannamakeyoulaugh December 5, 2011
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proctor

A person who ruins a joke by explaining why each detail of it is funny.
Thanks for clarifying that the skeleton who walked into a bar asked for a beer and a mop so he could clean up the beer after he tried to drink it, proctor!
by kevowen July 16, 2008
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Proctor

Many Proctor offsprings have genes different to that of the parent, differing in skin colour. Proctors are usually an outgoing bunch and enjoy the easy life, some might say they are lazy. Food is their main companion and some could even say that a Proctor is indeed, a dumbass.
Teacher: What day is it today Proctor?
Proctor: 12am.
by Jizzabella May 20, 2008
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proctor people

Proctor people; A group mostly in southern Maryland (la plata) that some are considered inbred because they all have the same complexion (light,fair, yellow) and the last name. Proctors comment marry Proctors.(Not so common anymore.)
Proctor People have lived in southern Maryland and it has been said that they derive from in breeding.
by Rjgotswag December 13, 2018
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aliana proctor

aliana is literally the funniest person ever like what the heck is wrong with her shes just born funny like right when she arrived on this earth she said a joke and everyone started laughing and she makes everyone so happy like everyone wants to be aliana period
OMG IS THAT ALIANA PROCTOR THEE GREAT !
fran: OMG YEAH SOTP SHES SO AMAZING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
me: i know stop it
by alianathebestpersonever May 25, 2022
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Prosterity

1. The clandestine belief that your children and would be grandchildren are plotting to check your prostate.

2. When a man carries on his family name via butt pregnancy.

3. The very moment you realize that a rectal exam is in your near future.
1. Daryl's children believed in prosterity, much to his dismay.

2. Herb discovered his prosterity and decided to keep it despite the inevitable hemorrhoids that would concurrently haunt him.

3. Jim suddenly sat down when a moment of prosterity fell upon him.
by CherieCherryPie April 20, 2010
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Plocterist

Markell: yo Jeff pay for the fuckin pizza

Jeff: i payed for the last 5 asshole

James: Wow you guys are plocterists
by JayZX24 June 27, 2008
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