Precrastination

A compulsive disorder that requires the sufferer to do everything as soon as they can.

Stu was a precrastinator. He just wasn't happy until he had done everthing that he needed to do. He was never happy.

by Edd Rayner February 11, 2004

precrastinate

the act of planning procrastination.

Josh: Man u really shouldn't precrastinate anymore.
Mark: Don't worry about it, when i procrastinate i eventually get everything done.... Right?
Josh: I guess so dude.

by omgwtfbbq? January 2, 2008

Swanky procrastinators

"If you are of the procrastinating type, then you have a swanky vibe" - The Gospel 4:20

Swanky procrastinators are the most elite group in society!

by hipbrutus April 22, 2020

pubecrastinator

one who postpones or delays the trimming of his or her pubes.

Girlfriend: "Have you trimmed your bush yet?"

Boyfriend: "Ugh... no... not yet."

Girlfriend: "You are such a pubecrastinator!"

by qt3dot14159 November 24, 2011

Lily, The Great Procrastinator

I LOVE TO replace high-priority actions with tasks of lower priority. I ALSO LOVE doing stuff for my enjoyment, and thus putting off important tasks to a later time.

Lily, The Great Procrastinator once thought about conquering the Nation of Panem but chose to watch Sailor Moon instead.

by THEGIRLONFIRE October 9, 2012

Precrastinate

v. - to start work or a paper so early that you do the wrong thing or screw the assignment up

the opposite of procrastinate

Uncico did the physics outline before the assignment was posted, which caused him to precrastinate by doing the wrong chapter.

by Omar Kahil August 18, 2016

professional procrastinator

a person who charges hourly rates for their work and always procrastinates, getting more money from the job.

Wouldnt reccomend it, the last one i got was a professional procrastinator

by Jacknauf May 2, 2011