Potato Day

The (less) politically correct version of St. Patrick's Day

Barack Obama is such a Socialist Nazi dictator that "St. Patrick's Day" has changed to "Potato Day"

by Neovenator12 May 1, 2009

Potato dazzle

When someone takes a bite of potato kugel and swishes it around his mouth with soda

Shimmy did u just potato dazzle your food

by The jew gang April 16, 2020

Potato Drinkers

A derogatory name for Russians due to their proclivity for drinking vodka, which is traditionally distilled from potatoes.

“Let’s beat these potato drinkers!!”

-The U.S.A. Olympic Team, probably

by FlipMeOver July 27, 2021

potato dick

when your dick is so huge first you see its as thick as a potato and as big as a house

I once got so into masturbaiting i finally decided to put penis enlargment cream on my dick, then it got bigger qnd bigger. Finally its big and hard and now I can spew out extra cum

thats a thick potato dick

by Factomatics September 12, 2022

potato dome

potato dome

potato dome

by areallyweirdguy December 2, 2022

Potato Day

A day off from work where you do nothing unless you absolutely have to.

Guy 1: Hey are you gonna get up or what?
Guy 2:(wakes up) I'm so tired and cozy, I'm just gonna stay in and rest... unless I gotta use the bathroom anyway.
*Proceeds to spend entire morning in bed wide awake*
Guy 1: oh, you're gonna take a potato day? Cool.

by IbaItsuki January 6, 2023

potato delight

A noxious substance that often causes cancer, or aggressive face punching odors.

A friend of mine was examining my rectum. And may or may not have found some potato delight.

by Jeff4206996 September 4, 2023