portable microwave

Another name for a vagina

Dude, I want to heat up my sausage in her portable microwave

by Fatpatricia January 27, 2016

Portal Slap

Killing an enemy (i.e. Halo 2) using a portal.

Dude, I just portal slapped that bitch.

by *xXx* April 4, 2007

portable chicken

A rotisserie chicken in a package with a handle on it that you can take with you anywhere.

A rotisserie chicken you buy at the grocery store -- making it a portable chicken.

by Mlister April 13, 2014

portafilter sneeze

When making a shot of espresso, one tries to remove the portafilter while pressure is still being applied to the coffee. The resulting expulsion of pressure causes hot water, coffee, and coffee grounds to shoot out in multiple directions. Mimicking a sneeze.

I got blasted by a portafilter sneeze today at work.

by macchina January 17, 2008

Portal

1. Any moment of potential transformation that can happen anytime that changes your perception of the world.

2. a door

I hit a portal listening to Walidah Imarisha talk about revolutionary sci-fi.

by Meez Loise June 12, 2016

Portable Brody

The portable Brody has so many uses you can take one to prom if you don’t have a date you can walk while getting a kiss from one anything you need done the portable Brody can probably do

Female: Will you go to prom with me
Guy: no
Female: Guess I’ll just take my portable Brody

by Jacob black December 10, 2020

Sausage Portal

A term you give to someone you dislike; normally insinuating that they are a homosexual.

Dude you are such a sausage portal.

by Kyle Rokehh January 12, 2011