pornato

A sudden uncontrollable tornado of pornographic material originating from a single click in a web browser pop up window.

I clicked on one pop up and got caught in a pornato.

by berry9474974u April 28, 2010

san pornando valley

A nickname of the San Fernando Valley section of Los Angeles. The nickname was coined because the area is a major center of adult film production.

I want to become an adult film star, so I'm going out to the San Pornando Valley.

by Rose from NoHo October 23, 2013

Pornatoligist

A profession that deals with the making, evaluation, and statistics of every type of porn imaginable.

I really got to study to become a pornatoligist one day.

by Wyree_Darx November 2, 2014

porndog

When you have sex with a girl while she is on her period. After you get your (Oscar Mayer) weiner covered in red (ketchup), you stick the meat between her buns.
So you have a weiner, ketchup, and a bun -- the nasty pornstar way.

I gave your sister the porndog last night.

by Penny Trateshun April 26, 2007

porndog

a combination of the words porn and horndog, therefore leading to someone who is obsessed with porn, and is also a horndog.

Stratos is such a porndog. he watched 11 hours of porn yesterday

by Macc92 January 2, 2007

Pornaoke

when you sing karoke while a porn movie is playing in the background.

OMG I WENT TO PORNAOKE LAST NIGHT AND I GOT SOME FREE CONDOMS!!!!

by DIRTYGIRL210 August 17, 2010

PooNado

When two or more individuals expel flatulence with a wretched order and they combine within a close proximity of each other, creating the perfect storm of stench.

On the ride home the next morning from the bachelor party, that included copious amounts of beer and tacos at 2 am, two anonymous passengers busted ass at the same time, creating a PooNado that reeked havoc on everyone in the car, causing the driver to pull over so they could seek refuge.

by vroompac January 12, 2011