broomin' porcupines

arousing the area above the genitals during the awkward phase between the 'sand paper' stage and the 'forest' stage.
My girlfriend usually has a full Brazilian but last night I was broomin' porcupines.
by Travis Urban May 14, 2006
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sweaty porcupine

noun, est 2019:

either

a ridiculously cool and incredible person inspiring hundreds of people to be their best self

or

a huge loser dork who should probably rethink all their life decisions and apologize to their mother for being such a grand disappointment.

No middle ground.
Taylor, you sweaty porcupine! What the hell is wrong with you?

Taylor, you sweaty porcupine! That was amazing!
by porcupinesweat December 22, 2019
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South Porcupine

A small suburb outside of Timmins, Ontario situated on the eastern shore of Porcupine Lake. South Porcupine is a small unique community of friendly and somewhat care-free folk.

The hang out spot is of course the Tim Hortons, situated between Krakana's gas station and the Porcupine mall (Where every teenager in town is/was employed) because it is the only place to go.

Mascot: Porcupine Pete

Nicknames: SoPo, South Pricklypine, The place timmins people wish they were from.
I am NOT from Timmins, I'm from South Porcupine.
by IWasBornAUnicorn8 April 13, 2011
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Porcupine Tree

A progressive rock band from Hemel Hempstead in England. Founded by multi-instrumentalist and production mastermind, Steven Wilson, Porcupine Tree has managed to defy genres by blending in styles of psychedelia, ambient, and avant-garde in order to create rich, organic musical landscapes that are refreshing and compulsively seductive.

(In case any of you are wondering, Steven has gone on record to say that the name Porcupine Tree is a nostalgic term, harkening back to the days of creative and ambitious musicians whose names were as interesting as their music)

Possibly the greatest rock band of this generation.
If you like thoughtful, flawlessly executed, and richly textured rock music that isn't afraid to venture into unknown territories, you need look no further than Porcupine Tree.
by SirTarquinUnderspoon February 20, 2010
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Pennsylvania Porcupine

The classic act of growing out your pubic hair to it's full capacity. Then, using extreme amounts of hair-gel, spiking the pubic hair into several sharp points. Finally culminating in doggy-style sex and jamming your sharp pube spikes in the chick/dude's butt-hole.
Man 1: "Hey, why are you buying all that hair gel? You have a shaved head.

Man 2: "Because I'm gonna give your sister a Pennsylvania Porcupine tonight"
by snakedog69 December 15, 2009
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Porcupine Disease

An uncurable condition in females in which if said female had as many penises sticking out of her as she has had stuck in her, she would look like a porcupine.
I divorced my wife because she was diagnosed with porcupine disease. What a shame.
by NataSUF February 25, 2008
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porcupine plain

a small town in the middle of nowhere that is full of humble people and hicks.
man that is some hick town. reminds me of porcupine plain
by hickguy April 02, 2011
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