Prickly Porcupine Pornstar

An individual who enjoys striping on elevated surfaces and displaying their stubbly pubes.

Heather: Kelsey what the F are you doing?!?!
Gen: She's turning into a Prickly Porcupine Pornstar!
Kelsey: Alvin, Hunter, and Blaise close your eyes!... well you don't have to Blaise ;).
Erin: I see her vagina!!

Alvin:*singing* Collecting your jar of hearts!
Heather: *also singing* tearing love apart!

Hunter: GET GET GRRAA!

Kelsey: who want a piece of this lice filled raspberry bacon?!?!

by dan_gleewang January 17, 2021

Ok fine porcupine

No problem.

Rap: Can you help me with the chores? I'm tired...
Cheng: Ok fine porcupine

by Sundaribry March 10, 2010

porcupine

A woman that has really been around

comes from the phrase "if she had as many dicks on her as shes had in her she'd look like a porcupine"

damn dude u fucked mary too so did greg ,john, curtis, and about 15 other guys before them

yea that bitch is a porcupine for sure

by Masta Dragon Red June 18, 2007

flaming porcupine

(verb) The act of carrying out the following process:
Step 1: Douse porcupine in kerosene and whiskey.
Step 2: Set ablaze in school/office/department store.
Step 3: Scream "SUCK IT, SONIC!!!" and run for your life.
Step 4: Get arrested/expelled/trampled by a llama.
Step 5: Eat bacon.

When someone flaming porcupined the Walmart, the smell of burning turtle soup filled the air for fifty miles around.

by Seamus o'giggles October 30, 2013

porcupine

woodland creature with lots of needles sticking out of it.

if she had as many things sticking out of her that she has stuck in her she would look like a porcupine.

by deadman77 April 27, 2010

porcupine

The act of taking a live porcupine (also called the quill pig) and throwing it at an unsuspecting passerby. It is frequently used as a method of revenge on someone who has recently committed a grievous offense.

I porcupined Ryan last Thursday. He had it coming.

by jmitch77 August 12, 2009

Wet porcupine

The act of inserting a toilet brush into a vagina.

Must be crazy to even think about wet porcupines..

by Pelvic Spire December 3, 2014