by K*town March 17, 2008
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Get the Poptart-Ass mug.The "Nyan Cat" is commonly referred to as "Poptart Cat" to idiots such as Javier Altimirano, and many more.
Justin: "Hey Javier, come listen to this song!"
Javier: "Oh cool! It's the Poptart Cat!"
Jake: "It's not a fucking Poptart Cat, it's a Nyan Cat."
Javier: "Oh cool! It's the Poptart Cat!"
Jake: "It's not a fucking Poptart Cat, it's a Nyan Cat."
by definatelynotjustin October 30, 2011
Get the Poptart Cat mug.A delinquent father who believes that poptarts or any class of similar breakfast desserts high in fructose corn syrup can deliver adequate nourishment for their offspring. This individual usually puts forth minimal parental efforts to care for its young and usually is seen engaging in violent online clan gaming environments while simultaneously providing them with convenient pre-packaged high glycemic index sugary treats instead of proper nutritious options. This nutrition plan promotes discouraging signs of tooth decay fairly early in the child's life.
Me: "The reason we cant stand to be around our nephew for more than 5 minutes is because he is bouncing off the wall from all the poptarts you are feeding him for breakfast and 10 o'clock at night".....
Poptart Dad: "SO IM A POPTART DAD?!? THATS WHAT YOU'RE SAYING IM A POPTART DAD????"
Me: "Well yeah, if you want to call it that THEN YEAH YOU'RE A POPTART DAD!!!"
Poptart Dad: "SO IM A POPTART DAD?!? THATS WHAT YOU'RE SAYING IM A POPTART DAD????"
Me: "Well yeah, if you want to call it that THEN YEAH YOU'RE A POPTART DAD!!!"
by children raising children June 30, 2011
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Get the poptart mug.A human pop-tart. Dull, tasteless and full of shit. Frequently used to describe twats like that cunt Darius from Fame Academy.
Shut it BGiE, ya poptard!
by jiro August 14, 2003
Get the poptard mug.The love between two people who met online and are crazy about each other even though they have never met. Yet.
The love Kodi has for Mitch and Mitch has for Kodi. Kodi lives in Ohio and Mitch lives in Missouri. Which is Poptart Love.
by Ohio Poptart June 18, 2009
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