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popet

its british/english slang for "cutie"
So i says to this girl at a party "whats up popet" and she totally digs me!!!
by K*town March 17, 2008
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Poptart-Ass

Someone with a nice butt. So good its (as said in Pop-tart commercials) "Crazy Good"
Guy: Man Jennifer has a nice butt
Bob: Yea she's such a Poptart-Ass
by Ralain August 1, 2009
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Poptart Cat

The "Nyan Cat" is commonly referred to as "Poptart Cat" to idiots such as Javier Altimirano, and many more.
Justin: "Hey Javier, come listen to this song!"
Javier: "Oh cool! It's the Poptart Cat!"
Jake: "It's not a fucking Poptart Cat, it's a Nyan Cat."
by definatelynotjustin October 30, 2011
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poptart dad

A delinquent father who believes that poptarts or any class of similar breakfast desserts high in fructose corn syrup can deliver adequate nourishment for their offspring. This individual usually puts forth minimal parental efforts to care for its young and usually is seen engaging in violent online clan gaming environments while simultaneously providing them with convenient pre-packaged high glycemic index sugary treats instead of proper nutritious options. This nutrition plan promotes discouraging signs of tooth decay fairly early in the child's life.
Me: "The reason we cant stand to be around our nephew for more than 5 minutes is because he is bouncing off the wall from all the poptarts you are feeding him for breakfast and 10 o'clock at night".....

Poptart Dad: "SO IM A POPTART DAD?!? THATS WHAT YOU'RE SAYING IM A POPTART DAD????"

Me: "Well yeah, if you want to call it that THEN YEAH YOU'RE A POPTART DAD!!!"
by children raising children June 30, 2011
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poptart

The best fucking shit you will ever taste in your life.
Dude, why did you eat my fucking poptart?
by NicoleKaylynn May 13, 2008
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poptard

A human pop-tart. Dull, tasteless and full of shit. Frequently used to describe twats like that cunt Darius from Fame Academy.
Shut it BGiE, ya poptard!
by jiro August 14, 2003
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Poptart Love

The love between two people who met online and are crazy about each other even though they have never met. Yet.
The love Kodi has for Mitch and Mitch has for Kodi. Kodi lives in Ohio and Mitch lives in Missouri. Which is Poptart Love.
by Ohio Poptart June 18, 2009
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