poonography

the act of being a poon

Damn that poon is mad fizzafuzzy

by matt & nat March 18, 2004

poopnugg

a splendid little surprise when you least expect

Hayley, I just went to the bathroom to pee and ended up with a nice little poopnugg!

by KRodski October 6, 2010

poopnotize

poopnotize /pʊpnəˌtaɪz/
Noun
It is a medical condition in which a person cannot accurately estimate the amount of time that has passed when combining an activity with pooping.

1. Alice has missed the bus after 30 minutes of poopnotization.
2. Social media poopnotize the youth population most.

by BarisOzgen December 27, 2020

poopdog20

best game ever

"what is the best game?"
poopdog20

by poopdog20 December 7, 2023

poonoggin

A family pet (e.g., pit bull) with a mind of its own versus an obedient and well-behaved pet.

King was such a poonoggin on our walk when he went ballistic after spotting that dog across the street! How embarrassing!

by Talulah Belle February 27, 2024

Poopoglyphics

The symbolic language of turds floating in the toilet bowl which occasionally form important messages. These messages require quick observation and interpretation as turd elements can sink, disintegrate, or float to new positions, losing the message forever.

After pooping, I immediately look in the toilet bowl for discernible poopoglyphics. I often receive important messages which help me in my life. Sometimes I share a pic with friends and seek their interpretations.

by Velvet Tongue December 21, 2025