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Poopbooking

To check Facebook on ones laptop or mobile device during the process of defecation. May result in abruptly ended facebook chats when defecation is complete.
"Poopbooking her boyfriend, the girl poked him before logging off to wipe"

"I felt a bowel movement coming on, so I grabbed my laptop and headed to the bathroom for a poopbook session"
by xxxxxxAustinxxxxxx March 26, 2011
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poopocracy

Well it has taken Putin’s Pussy a very short time to transform the U.S. into a globally weak and ill-mannered poopocracy.
by Dr Bunnygirl June 17, 2019
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steamy poophouse

the act of taking a shit while a hot shower is running with the door closed; and having your intimate one walk in in disgust do to the foul smell.
"Hey Mike, where'd Melissa go?"

"Oh, she left after I gave her a steamy poophouse by accident."

"Oh, thats a bummer, I guess we won't be seeing much of her anymore."

"Yea, she was pretty horrified by my disgusting shit smell mixed in with the sweaty steam."
by Frank4 January 11, 2009
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Poophole Loophole

When a girl desperately wants to keep her virginity but needs some good back-door romance
Timmy: Wait, how'd you guys have sex, isn't she a virgin?

Tommy: Bro, we used the Poophole Loophole.
by Da Krew January 22, 2016
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Pooponic Plague

The next day after-effects of drinking Knight's Head Lager the night before. This condition includes stomach cramps and severe diarreah and can last up to 2 days. This is not a chivalrous poop.
"How was your Knight's Head last night?"

"It was good, but today I missed 3 classes due to the Pooponic Plague."
by chugers April 14, 2009
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Poopcorn

The process to making poopcorn is very easy.
1.swallow whole popcorn kernels
2.wait until you poop those kernels out
3.pick out the kernels and put them into a popcorn popper
4.enjoy!
Yeah my friend slipped me some poopcorn inside of regular popcorn it was gross.
by Zandros January 3, 2010
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poopollution

Water pollution caused when storm runoff mixes with animal feces.
The sign in the park urged people to pick up after their dogs and stop feeding the ducks in orcer to prevent poopollution.
by Poo Patrol October 12, 2008
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