tao of pooh

a book about how Pooh is a great Taoist master, and what Tao is.

As Owl pontificates, Pooh just is.

by Black Dragon Wizard April 4, 2005

Honey Bunny Pooh Bear

A real bear that rarely makes an appearance in today's society. This specific type of bear thoroughly enjoys a large pot of honey and sometimes will go through large measures just to obtain one.

Gosh darn, I have to run to the grocery store again because those Honey Bunny Pooh Bear's took our honey again!
Mom, is it true that those Honey Bunny Pooh Bear's have a cannibalistic leader?
I wonder what society would be like if those Honey Bunny Pooh Bears just came out of hiding.

by Wordsmith Galore October 28, 2012

Xinnie the Pooh

Definition of Xinnie the Pooh censored by the Chinese Communist Party

Example of Xinnie the Pooh also censored by the Chinese Communist Party

by Saitama 777 November 23, 2021

ALBERT POOH HOLES

The correct pronunciation of Albert Pujols, the greatest current baseball player.

The Kansas City Royals were too dumb to draft Albert Pooh Holes, even as he went to high school and community college in our 'burbs.

by andy1 July 1, 2006

Flu Pooh

The pooh you do at the end of a cold / fever / flu. The pooh is produced as the dirtiest and smelliest fudge slug made by man, yet brings the feeling of cleanliness and health and the relief that your illness is over.

After Harry was bed bound for 4 days with a fever, he went to the toilet and detoxed with a long but awaited flu pooh.

''Oh my.... i feel ALIVE AGAIN! ''

by Matavin September 22, 2009

periodt pooh

when gassing your friend up or ending a conversation .

*swipes on their friends picture or finds something relatable * PERIODT POOH !.

by periodt pooh June 3, 2019

Wee-pooh

Is when your excrement has the consistency of urine. This usually occurs when you have been out on the lash for several days on a diet of alcohol, drugs and crisps. No real food has bee ingested in a single 24 hour period apart from a donner kebab purchased at a ropey shop called something like 'Asifs' Takeaway.

Sitting on the toilet you hear the noise of water , you can't be sure if you are dropping the kids off at the pool or having a piss. You're having a wee-pooh. You have look and can only determine which it is by the colour.

by StevieWP January 27, 2006