Poodled

To have sex with an unwilling drunk or drugged person, under the guise of friendship. The offender will usually offer to "drive" the victim home & may position themselves for innocent cuddling, mimicking a lap dog.

Look at that sober guy taking that wasted chick home, she's getting poodled tonight.

"I don't remember anything from last night, but I woke up naked, I've been poodled!"

by dentontrth May 26, 2010

poodle

everybody wants to stroke the poodle, but nobody wants to fuck the poodle.

stacy: hey have you seen that guy tom? i just wanna hug him all day. he's such a cutie pie.

allison: i know right he's so cute

tom: any of you ladies up for a fuck?

stacy+allison: haha you're so cute tom

tom: oh shit im a poodle

by jasperjasper January 29, 2012

Poodling

The act of grinding facing frontwards. The girl's crotch is repeatedly rubbing against the guy's leg, like humping. Small dogs like poodles love to hump things.

Did you see Jenny last night?

Ya what a slut, she poodled every guy there!

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Holy shit, I just danced with Sarah, and I have a wet spot on my upper thigh!

Ya, that bitch loveeeees poodling

by gravitybeatz.blogspot.com December 06, 2010

poodle

An evil being sent by Martians to destroy earth. Poodles are not dogs, contrary to popular belief, but are actually a relative of the spotted hyena. Poodles are generally quite small and armed with their hideous high-pitched yapping and razor-sharp teeth.

Billy, you get that poodle out of your nose right this instant!

by Amber Almighty June 28, 2004

poodle

Used as a loving pet name. Dropped lightly, not as serious as babe, honey.

hey poodle, what's shakin?

by pandajoi January 18, 2005

poodle

One who cravenly does another's bidding, a metaphorical butt boy.

The Left calls Tony Blair "George Bush's poodle."

by octopod November 24, 2003

poodles

noun, always plural
After someone has taken a big shit and flushed, these are the little crumbs of poo left in the bottom of a toilet basin that didn't quite make it down the flush.

I went to the bathroom in the airport and some dude had left poodles in the toilet before me, so I had to stare at them the whole time I was peeing.

by kidcassanova January 08, 2012